'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

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07-11-2009, 01:38 AM
Nichons

'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/reinca...for-3-billion/
A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for... well... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a ********* organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning... seriously, just read it for yourself.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/...ugh_hefner.pdf
07-11-2009, 01:55 AM
sidimazz

Wait wait Whaat? She claims to be a statue interesting.
07-11-2009, 02:08 AM
Krivik

It's someone trying to be funny.

I doubt a whackjob wrote that.
07-11-2009, 02:10 AM
sidimazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krivik

It's someone trying to be funny.

I doubt tmz wrote that.

Fixed. *.'
07-11-2009, 03:02 AM
Comic Book Guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidimazz

Wait wait Whaat? She claims to be a statue interesting.

No, she's claiming to be a Goddess, Venus was the Roman name, and Aphrodite was the Greek name for the same Goddess.
07-11-2009, 03:09 AM
sidimazz

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Originally Posted by Comic Book Guy

No, she's claiming to be a Goddess, Venus was the Roman name, and Aphrodite was the Greek name for the same Goddess.

Oh well that explains everything.
07-11-2009, 03:18 AM
zipykido

Does Hefner even have 3 billion?
07-11-2009, 03:22 AM
Nichons

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidimazz

Oh well that explains everything.

I don't think it's possible to even explain what this woman is thinking anyways.
07-11-2009, 03:27 AM
drawnzer54

I honestly hope this is a joke.
If it's not, I'm going to go cry for humanity.
07-11-2009, 04:15 AM
Azn_King

What people would do for money. Why wait so long to come out?
07-11-2009, 04:27 AM
Groteske

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azn_King

What people would do for money. Why wait so long to come out?

Shes a dirty liar.
Using reincarnation like this is ridiculous and heh you cant even remember things from your past lives so she fails.
07-11-2009, 04:29 AM
Lawliet1

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Originally Posted by Groteske

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.

Then....I'm the reincarnation of Ash ketchum :-/

I demand a life time supply of pokemon cards to appease my rage.
07-11-2009, 08:46 AM
ReGainMadness

She's never going to win xD
And yes, this woman is the top of stupidity.
07-11-2009, 09:10 AM
timeb0mb

This is my mom. Soon we be billionaires :D
07-11-2009, 09:56 AM
SnOwBunZz

'Reincarnated'+'Sues'.

I know how this will end.
Anyone knows the mental ward where she is going to been put into?
07-11-2009, 10:20 AM
MoonSoul

This applies to my...

WTF

awards.
07-11-2009, 10:44 AM
Claudezero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groteske

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.

Shes a dirty liar.
Using reincarnation like this is ridiculous and heh you cant even remember things from your past lives so she fails.

yeah. people will do that.