News Article Bonanza!

Well guys, I got this lame assignment in my communications technology class and I must write a summary of 1 article every week. Now for the fun part, I don't know or remember any juicy stories that happened recently, so I need you guys to help provide some interesting articles. (We all know onrpg has a talent for providing LOL/WTF worthy stories)

Just try to keep the content to PG-13 and positive/funny stories are preferred over hardcore burgler stories where they get ***** after trying to rob a hair salon..... wut. ( But all is fine)

I'd appreciate it guys and will provide reps to the articles I use.:D