What would you do if you were the only one on the planet?
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What would you do if you were the only one on the planet?
didn't they make a thread for shit like this
edit:
http://www.onrpg.com/boards/142308.html
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I will use my left hand to **********.
i'm native left hander XD
I'd clone myself and have sex with me and then i'll get prego and have a kid and then i'll clone myself again and **** myself and have another kid and the make my kids ****... rinse & repeat.
Problem solved.
go to a ovum donation center ********** all over it. problem solved! Test tubes bebesssss
(no..not really..)
Kill myself.
I'd scream "It's not fair!" at the top of my lungs.
Then I would cry because nobody would be around to get the reference....
Re-populate the earth. I'm the last man, you said nothing about women.
yay everything free. i can live alone on a planet.
Mcdonalds buns and hamburgers would still probably be "fresh" after 40 years lolol
No people on earth ey?
I'd go to nasa and check how the 2 people aboard the space station are doing
http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/up...tack_books.jpg
I doubt I would have the balls to kill myself.
Check out area 51 and go through all government documentation
Attempt not to go insane.
Really shocking what happens to people when they have no more human interaction.
There are still animals?
My daily agenda prolly wouldn't change...
Wake up, eat, play some games,eat, watch some porn, play some games, eat, go to bed.
attempt to find any one
watch that will smith movie where hes alone
i would never be bored. there would be tons thing to do. just find a big house to live in and get tons of video games and movies and sleep
Humans are social animals. Unless that last standing human is malfunctioning, he would rather quickly go into a state of despair due to lack of social interactions.
1. Get a gun and start shooting things
2. Burn some things
3. Make friends with the local mannequins
4. Get a plane, attempt to fly it, and sky dive after i jump out of it.
5. Find ways to explode things.
6. Hunt animals for food.
7. Search for any more people (Well can never be sure that your the only last person)
8. Start cutting my wrists
9. Train animals to become my slaves
10. Travel
11. Etc.
12. Go insane and die believing that im not the last man on earth.
Uh I'd get every XBOX 360 game and PS3 game ever created and play them all.
Then after I'm done with that I'd go to stores and take all the money they have.
>.> Fill my room with stacks of 100$ bills.
After I feel rich enough I'll just go to places and break stuff and eat stuff and then go crazy.....Plus wow it would be scary as hell being the last person on the face of the planet.
Eh and watch every movie I can
Plus All the lame shit I do know. :/
i would be living as a farmer i think to keep myself have fresh food and stuff lol. maybe get a few pets.. then when i get bored of that im gonna go for a 1 way trip to space with a space shuttle lol and see where the fuel will take me =p
If the internet still worked, I'd make a message board full of hundreds of different alter egos of mine and post every day and all day and have a thriving forum community.
Tee hee
Ill pray to the God everyday :D
maybe we are doing it right now ? maybe we are 1 man in "real world" and we are typing to ourself in cyberspace........
lol O_o
the last person on earth would want to find out why he is the only one , probably would be thinking ,wtf am i doing here and if he is here alone and there is no one else maybe he is god?
i bet that the real hidden one that only some know about is some pretty realy "crazy" shit by todays standardsQuote:
go through all government documentation
maybe i would crossdress into woman clothes?... wait i can do that now... lololol:rofl:
Well at least I would stop playing MMOs.
I would Spam OnRpg at an attempot of getting Banned. :D
This reminds me of I am Legend.