a friend of mine once walked in on her Mum giving her dad head in the living room.
Hows that for mentally scaring your daughter for life.
10-04-2009, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladuck
One of my college friends brought home a girl late at night. His roomate was fast asleep so he started hooking up with the girl. Anyway, because he didn't have a condom the girl asked him to do her in the butt. She was really drunk and ended up shitting all over him. He threw up on the spot. Then the roomate, who was woken up by screams, turned on the light, saw the girl, the shit, and the barf, and then he barfed too.
The end.
I lol'd.
That is all.
10-04-2009, 02:17 PM
MrTingTing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladuck
One of my college friends brought home a girl late at night. His roomate was fast asleep so he started hooking up with the girl. Anyway, because he didn't have a condom the girl asked him to do her in the butt. She was really drunk and ended up shitting all over him. He threw up on the spot. Then the roomate, who was woken up by screams, turned on the light, saw the girl, the shit, and the barf, and then he barfed too.