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So like, just now, I walked in the door, saw my dad in the corner with the desktop, walk over to him, and he's spam clicking this ad virus shit he got, trying to close it, behind the adspam thing was porn streaming x.x
I didn't think to look down at his trousers *thank gawd* but I'm pretty sure he was wacking it..in the living room o.o;
Have you ever walked in on someone masturbating? Any funny stories?
I walked in on my brother, looked at him weird, then just left. No words were exchanged. Then he came to me in another room and told me the reason his pants were down was cause he sharded his pants like im ******ed.
No i did not , but what is strange about someone wacking? you do it , so why are you like o.o ,
i'd be more worried why he is wacking it and not doing it with mother.
Oh dude i laughed so hard, sorry xD
i walked in when my best friend & his GF had sex in the bathroom....they forgot to lock the door...and...she...is....fat :/
What was his reaction to that? XOQuote:
Originally Posted by MrTingTing
and yes, I have walked in on someone... a friend who snuggled with this girl at his house while I was playing games, they wernt there for most of the time, not like I cared anyway.. when I had to go to the bathroom I heard som noices from the basement.. and as the curious person I am, I had to walk down there to check.. and, I didn't exactly see what happend, I just stoud in the stairway about to ask my friend, whats with the noise? I never got a chance to ask him about that, since just about when I was about to ask, I saw a reflection in the TV that he was getting " blown " by his girlfriend...
my eyes went O.O and -.-.. and went back upstairs to play Halo 3 like nothing happend...
I never told him I saw it though, maybe I should have? xd
and I'm hunted by that image everytime I look at a blackscreen TV. :(
No dude, he was wacking it in the living room, the one place my step-mom forbids even the dog let alone a drop of semen or ***-sweat.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutzer
Had to use the teachers bathroom once and in the cubicle next to me some people were getting busy... was funny.
Thats the closest thing i got...
something like this except a bush and i ran after i heard the noisesQuote:
Originally Posted by MrTingTing
Well my dad's girlfriend walked in on me and my GF right when I was about to take her shirt off, thank god we hadn't gotten started because I still deny losing my virginity to my parents.
Also, me and my friend decided to go over some girls house and they went upstairs for a bit so I decided to fall asleep on her couch*not purposely* and then I wake up with his wet fingers in my face and he's telling me to sniff them. Not to mention she's hideous. -_-
holy crapQuote:
Originally Posted by SimplyLuck
that is bad luck big time
My dad walked on me and he told me "Don't ********** you'll go blind" Then I said "Dad I'm over here" xP
Thats one hell of a father-son relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Claudedenja
Aye, well it was funny at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawliet1
i was wanking in the toilets at work and the manageress thought i was skiving off work so came looking for me. i came in her face and got a promotion the next day. best week ever.
Before I read this I was like :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deimos
Then while reading it I was like :-/
After I was done reading it I was like O_o:eye:O_O:stare::bleh:X|XO-_->_>:D
To answer the question though....no. Never caught anyone or been caught, thank goodness.
Almost got caught then just did the old "Im getting changed!! Pervert!" :D
i lived with 2 guys for like three years. after that long you basically have a sixth sense about this kind of thing, so you KNOW not to walk into their room all like "hey dude have you got the notes from yest......"Quote:
Originally Posted by bueno
haha yer, ill keep that in mind :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deimos
btw i win.
nope, people here know if you hear odd noises to not check it out, or closed doors.
knocking before you enter is considered polite for a reason. It saves you from walking in on unfortunate things.
Unless, its walking into your girlfriends room unannounced and seeing her freak out. thats always fun.
I drop kicked my brother while he was in the restroom for doing this, He left the shower on while he was sitting on the pot and "Enjoying" Himself, so i broke in and swift kicked him out the room before taking a shower...
He was pissed dude. BUT WHAT HE GUNNO DEEEEEWWWWW.
A few times i've almost been.
Me and my girlfriend we're in my room and my friend knew we'd be doing something so he ran into my house, down the stairs, and pushed my door open. My door was broken at the time hah...
I don't think he realized he might see something he would regret seeing.
Looks like she CAME to her senses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deimos
I forgot about a time I almost was caught.
Funny you guys should mention it, because I had just brought this up the other day.
Me and the girly were doing whatever...and my mom walked in the room to tell me something stupid. She goes "Tiffany, are you naked under those blankets?" and she said "Yeah, don't look." However, she had been doing this to my mom for a few months already, (fully clothed) so my mom just laughed it off.
She doesn't come in my room anymore. EVER. I dunno why. (not just after that happened, I mean as of lately.)
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t...lolz/badum.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all night.
a friend of mine once walked in on her Mum giving her dad head in the living room.
Hows that for mentally scaring your daughter for life.
I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladuck
That is all.
Oh god i laughed tearsQuote:
Originally Posted by Paladuck