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My class, one lesson, wrote on the interactive whiteboard that our teacher was a virgin, while he was teaching the class, and his real name is Fergilicious (his name is Fergus). When he went to go and get senior management, he got locked out the classroom for the rest of the period.
What have your classes done to teachers?
Generally my classes listen to the teacher because we want to process the information he/she has to give us, move on to college, and someday advance into a rewarding career field
You are seriously lucky. Most people in my age group in London seem to see their education as a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lalafell
yes well, I told my parents that I would kill myself if they kept me in public schooling around grade 5.
the worst thing i could think of was what my 7th grade pre-algebra class did to our teacher. he was single, had a speech and walking disability. we called him a bo-legged bastard, stole from his desk and threw his sandwich at his head.
Well, once a guy brought an air-soft replica of a Glock 9mm to class.
We had the teacher who found it think it's real for a little.
We stole a substitute's wig in our 9th grade spanish honors class. Lulz ensued.
From the 2nd grade until we graduated from elementary school, without fail, every teacher would quit after having us as a class.
Another one, umm, I went out on a trip to a science course at the UCL, where we were doing Chemistry. The lecturer was Japanese. She started talking about reactions. Some guy, in the audience said in a Chinese accent: "BIG BOOM IN HIROSHIMA HA HA!"
She left the room out of fury.
and my classes have never done anything, heard bout one class cutting a teachers hair off, putting tacks in the seat, glueing her desk locks, threw a apple at her lol, ya horrible class. needless to say that class is why my school doesnt have glass in any classes/bathrooms and the school is locked by gates/cameras and shit now.
She's a new teacher on our school and the moment she entered our class she was reacting all godlike, non-tolerant and stuff. She should have seen it coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by V-Opolis
If someone said that here i don't think anyone would laugh. It would be a dude shut the f*ck up moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatigue
We've never done anything wrong...
In one class i had we had a teacher who would cry if you squashed a maple bug.
These kids tend to be arrogant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lalafell
My teacher got money stolen out of her purse last week and it's her 1st year at my school. Also, in 8th grade my teacher was socially ******ed and a ****ing push-over, so this girl that had been giving him shit the whole entire year says "No one likes you, you don't have any friends, and your girlfriend is ugly" so he turns around started crying and took the day off after class ended.
Pretty much yes, although we aren't a bad class. It's just new teachers that aren't reacting in a calm way (meaning continueing to be really annoying etc) that will treated in an equal way.Quote:
Originally Posted by V-Opolis
My class isn't the only class that has complaints over her either.
Tempting... Does this work?Quote:
Originally Posted by IronyTaken
I wasn't aiming for laughs. I was saying what happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by bonneau_14
Oh good lord where do I start?
I'll just post the most interesting ones I can think of off the top of my head.
Duct taped his briefcase to the ceiling.
Hung some chicks tampon from the projector.
the usual shit right?
I go to a very good school with very high academic standard and API score. We never do shit like this. The only bad thing I've seen students do was piss the teacher off by not doing what the teacher tell them to do such.
However, there was a cheating incident in an English AP class. 40+ students were caught texting each other answers on their phones during the final exam and were suspended. This was a sophmore class and happened last year. They really screwed up big time because it's gonna be on their college application.
i went to a really good school as well. It doesn't change the fact that we STILL do these kinds of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by M1nGs3N4yuk1
Here's an example: we have something called class color day. its where every grade wears a color according to their school colors. freshies wear black, sophomores wear blue, juniors wear white, seniors wear red. So what we, as the entire student body, would do that day, is bring PAINT. yes, PAINT. and start tagging eachother. Lowerclassmen weren't allowed to tag upperclassmen, because well, that would just deserve a beating. But we could tag all we like.. so most of my friends and i got gigantic paint bottles: the squirty ones, not like, house paint, showed up and made paint bombs, threw them in the hallway amongst all the other tagging. The whole incident was quite awesome, and got the event banned from the school thereafter. If starting a gigantic paint fight isn't an awesome thing for a school to do, then idk what is.
I think this is childish. That's just me though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatigue
We don't really do things to teachers, we more talk and have fun.
They say themself ' It's your choice to make it, not our'. Basicly they don't care if we fail, so we can do what we want. Worst thing we probably done was coming 40mins late for class.
Hmm. Picking on disabled people. Excellent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
I mean, I used to get in trouble all the time, I used to argue with my teachers just for laughs, and a good suspension. But...picking on a disabled person? Pathetic.
As for me our teacher was being a ***** in 7th grade...so when the fire alarm rang..she got up and started walking out the door...me and this other kid put gum in her hair. She had really frizzy hair, was pretty epic.
in year 8-9 i made the crippled teacher cried
the principle made me say sorry to her
in year 12 the class dressed the bio teacher as harry potter
In the 9th grade these 2 guys were figthing during a class change and when a teacher tried to break it up they turned on him and stomped him pretty bad. I think they broke 2 or 3 bones and he had some brain damage, but that's Flint public schools for ya.
I actually respect my teachers.
Well, all the people in the same year, makes all the teachers want to quit every day, and when we finished middle school, the teachers were happy as hell. :D