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12-01-2009, 06:17 AM
TrueElements

admit your dirty little secrets here.

Ok I will go first.

I downlaoded sexyBeach3(2?) And I liked it.
12-01-2009, 06:22 AM
hobosexual

I hate all SPOILERdead people

They smell bad and they contribute absolutely nothing to society.
12-01-2009, 07:05 AM
maoc389

im alive after being shot and stabbed twenty times.
12-01-2009, 07:26 AM
MerkaMerka

I haven't took a shower in the past week. :-/
12-01-2009, 08:03 AM
TrueElements

also i still use gaia online.
12-01-2009, 08:14 AM
bonneau_14

I've never seen a Mexican in real life.

I'm f*cking serious, Canada's too cold for them to survive i guess...
12-01-2009, 08:23 AM
mimmie

Hmm..I always spend my rest day in my home town but not in my house, Well I used to stay in my lover's and friends house and then we always having a good time and always gone to comedy bar.

My family doesn't know about this. :p
12-01-2009, 08:36 AM
Fullmetal

I used to come home from school early and say there was an assembly I didn't want to watch
12-01-2009, 12:07 PM
poeticas

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrTingTing

Shaving balls and having sex with a girl you know for 4 days is quite normal imho o.o

It's your youth, you'll only have it once, so enjoy it.

this is right :)
12-01-2009, 12:15 PM
SeeMeTrollin

I had sex in the missionary position.
12-01-2009, 12:18 PM
Bad Hamster

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotyman

I Lol'd
How is that a dirty secret anyways

My biggest 'secret' would be that I f***ked a girl I knew for 4 days >_>

Well my real secrets won't be spilled here right?xD Why would I? That's why it's called a secret ;D

@MrTingTing, It's completely normal. When you have oral sex with a girl. You don't want to end upwith hairs in your mouth, neither does a girl want that.

@Loric. It's just like shaving facial hair, just down there ;D Just cut most of the hairs first with a small scissor first though. Don't shave against the hairs either, it itches like hell then xD
12-01-2009, 12:27 PM
poeticas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darksin

Well my real secrets won't be spilled here right?xD Why would I? That's why it's called a secret ;D

@MrTingTing, It's completely normal. When you have oral sex with a girl. You don't want to end upwith hairs in your mouth, neither does a girl want that.

@Loric. It's just like shaving facial hair, just down there ;D Just cut most of the hairs first with a small scissor first though. Don't shave against the hairs either, it itches like hell then xD

do you use some kind of odecalone like after shaving thingys? after u are done shaving ?? XD
12-01-2009, 12:58 PM
SahibX

I used to fake sick so I can home home early from school (this was middle school) :D
12-01-2009, 01:16 PM
Avarance

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrueElements

Ok I will go first.

I downlaoded sexyBeach3(2?) And I liked it.

it's a great game
12-01-2009, 01:49 PM
Nonsue

I used to walk to and from school in highschool so in the morning I'd play like I was walking to school then stop at a building which was near my house and wit till my parents leave and walk back home XD!

Then if they came home I'd hide in a closet or summin.
12-01-2009, 04:02 PM
Bilo

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrTingTing

Shaving balls and having sex with a girl you know for 4 days is quite normal imho o.o

It's your youth, you'll only have it once, so enjoy it.

Second.

I also shave my balls, makes my shlong look bigger.:3
12-01-2009, 04:06 PM
MariaMariaaa

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonneau_14

I've never seen a Mexican in real life.

I'm f*cking serious, Canada's too cold for them

It's true. I've only seen 'em when I visited the States.
12-01-2009, 04:16 PM
Hatashi

Im 14 :hmm:
12-01-2009, 04:17 PM
silence086

i like little tight designer? underwear like this:

http://www.erogenos.com/productImage/4051_0162-2.jpg

and i was on stage over-half naked at a gay club this past saturday.

not rele a secret though, im extra open with my personal life ^.^
12-01-2009, 04:39 PM
Neil

Quote:

Originally Posted by silence086

i like little tight designer? underwear like this:

If that's a dirty secret, I need a shower!
12-01-2009, 04:40 PM
nawrasz

I did it with a girl i met tru a myspace like dutch site, she's the cousin of my X which i found out later..
12-01-2009, 04:44 PM
LtPurcy

i laid an egg
12-01-2009, 04:48 PM
NinjaChewie

I learnt how to have sex using one of those mobile 3-d games :)

@Darksin: What game is that in your sig?
12-01-2009, 07:22 PM
Cloud13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Str1der

Woman!

I'm secretly gay for Loric.

Really, being as endowed as I am, it could be dangerous to leave it all just hanging there.

I'm very openly gay for MotBL.
12-01-2009, 07:28 PM
Deimos

store urine in bottles/cans/cartons if feeling lazy, scratch balls/*** then smell hand, pee in shower, fap then not bother cleaning up afterwards, spend 10 hours d/l pron then watch for 2mins11secs then delete then d/l again next day, pick ear with finger then sample the taste, smell test on all items of clothing if im not going anywhere, steal food from fridge which isnt mine, drink from cartons then replace in fridge, used internet explorer for four years

but its not like any of you know me or anything, so what the heck.

ps - since ive left uni ive also largely left those habits behind. goodbye old friends, such times we had. such glorious *ss-sniffing times.
12-01-2009, 07:28 PM
Abhorsen

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotyman

I'm more a fan of nice asses than nice boobs.

same here lol. + i prefer small boobs over big ones :p
12-01-2009, 07:34 PM
hotyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

same here lol. + i prefer small boobs over big ones :p

Yeah ;)
Mhh around a handfull = perfect for me :]

Pff another 'dirty' secret,

I had sex in the forest, lol.
(Why do I only have sexual dirty secrets, and no 'normal' ones)
12-01-2009, 08:31 PM
Oisterman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loric

I like how you have.. a picture. :eye:

I wanted to show everyone, with Google Earth, where we declared our love Loric.
12-01-2009, 08:33 PM
hobosexual

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darksin

That's not dirty. I had it in a fitting room in a clothing store (you know those things you try out the cloth to see their size?xD).

That's not dirty.

No but really that isn't what I would consider dirty at all that's pretty normal.

Also this is the internet none of you have ever had sex/girlfriends.
12-01-2009, 09:06 PM
Mazza

I ********** pretty much everyday I'm not with my girlfriend. :D
12-01-2009, 09:07 PM
Norrin Radd

Sandman already told you that this isn't a thread for actual "dirty" secrets.

Nobody needs to know about your masturbation or scrotal shaving habits. Stop it.
12-01-2009, 10:31 PM
Oisterman

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions

http://babruisk.com/wp-content/uploa...1/57658789.jpg

Whats in that? Some sort of amphetamine? That'll have that effect on you...but I think you need a prescription for that XD
12-01-2009, 10:50 PM
TrueElements

lul who still listens to fourm mods
12-01-2009, 11:42 PM
Nogardreyals

I masterbate atleast 2 times a day for the past 4 years (im 17) I think theres something wrong

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