Russian Strippers Fail to Impress Gamers

The article is a little old, but I thought it was pretty freakin funny. In all fairness, one of them is pretty ugly and looks like she's takin a dump.

http://space.offgamers.com/en/gaming...impress-gamers

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Russian Strippers Fail to Impress Gamers

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Imagine you're playing your favourite MMO at your local internet cafe when suddenly....a couple of hot Russian strippers strut in with...well....hardly any clothes!! Where I come from, there would be absolute shock for a few seconds before absolute pandemonium sets in.

This is exactly what happened to a group of gamers in Moscow, Russia where a couple of the country's top Counter-Strike teams were battling it out in a LAN contest.

The team managers were however shocked when players refused to give into temptation and were almost oblivious to the seductive actions from the strippers.

"it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight."

Here's a few more images showing what went down:

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Do these guys truly live up to the name of nerdy gamers? I think so....

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Update: He had an image of a topless woman before I made this post. For everyone trying to defend the CURRENT pictures that are up with "sexy" threads:
I don't remember seeing that much in the threads of the past so stop trying to keep filth within OnRPG. Your actions are a disgrace to the order that has kept OnRPG alive for 6-8(?) years.

Rule 3 part 1 states that there shall be no pornography\erotic materials posted within OnRPG. If everyone thinks that is just a pic of some fully nude gal getting pounded they need to learn the definitions. Sooo I suggest you remove the images and just give a link to it all before a mod enforces that rule.

On Topic: Since when did Russian women arouse anyone to begin with? :hmm:

~Roh

these brave warriors, these kings of men

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Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

Rule 3 part 1 states that there shall be no pornography\erotic materials posted within OnRPG. If everyone thinks that is just a pic of some fully nude gal getting pounded they need to learn the definitions. Sooo I suggest you remove the images and just give a link to it all before a mod enforces that rule.

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http://images.cafepress.com/image/31813806_400x400.jpg

Must of been one helluva game.

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Originally Posted by Useless

Must of been one helluva game.

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3Feel does that to you.

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Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

Rule 3 part 1 states that there shall be no pornography\erotic materials posted within OnRPG. If everyone thinks that is just a pic of some fully nude gal getting pounded they need to learn the definitions. Sooo I suggest you remove the images and just give a link to it all before a mod enforces that rule.

On Topic: Since when did Russian women arouse anyone to begin with? :hmm:

~Roh

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opleez, turn on MTV and I'm sure you'll see much more 'pornography' than this. And since when were russian strippers erotic olololol

I did remove one of them though that could have been a little borderline.

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Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

Rule 3 part 1 states that there shall be no pornography\erotic materials posted within OnRPG. If everyone thinks that is just a pic of some fully nude gal getting pounded they need to learn the definitions. Sooo I suggest you remove the images and just give a link to it all before a mod enforces that rule.

On Topic: Since when did Russian women arouse anyone to begin with? :hmm:

~Roh

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Stop acting like a mod. You won't become one anyway.

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Originally Posted by Elion

opleez, turn on MTV and I'm sure you'll see much more 'pornography' than this. And since when were russian strippers erotic olololol

I did remove one of them though that could have been a little borderline.

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Again, learn the definition.

Main Entry: erot·ic
Pronunciation: \i-ˈrä-tik\
Variant(s): also erot·i·cal \-ti-kəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek erōtikos, from erōt-, erōs
Date: 1651

1 : of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire <erotic art>
2 : strongly marked or affected by sexual desire

— erotic noun

— erot·i·cal·ly \-ti-k(ə-)lē\ adverb

The images would be marked under "arouse sexual desire". Believe it or not someone somewhere is interested in them. There is no law for TV to NOT show erotic materials as long as the genitals are censored or covered. Meaning MTV can show as much teenage arse as they want. However we are OnRPG, and that is not something this site allows.

On that, shows normally have a warning when they start showing the parental rating.

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Originally Posted by Darksin

Stop acting like a mod. You won't become one anyway.

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And how about you not attack people trying to keep OnRPG clean. You yourself are breaking Rule 1.

Rule No. 1 - Flaming

* You will not harass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member. Whether through posting, user names, or signatures. This may apply even if you are joking with friends. The staff cannot always know who you are friends with on OnRPG.
* Using derogatory terms will not be tolerated. We want to create a fun and peaceful environment for everyone.

You are harassing me for keeping order. You insult and belittle me by stating I will never become a mod. Which by the way you say it means you believe I am not worth it. AKA Belittling

A member who can not even follow Rule 1 let alone any other rules, well that is just sad.

~Roh

forum police serious business brah

I lol'd pretty hard. But if it was for a lot of money, maybe I would have kept on playing the game...maybe.

There's a difference between posting a thread with the sole purpose of showing off strippers in scantily clad clothing, and one where the strippers are doing something of journalistic interest and therefore pictures being taken of them are natural. I.e. stripper beats World of Warcraft, so there are pictures of her in her winning World of Warcraft in her sexy bunny costume.

Besides, if we can have "sexy no-nude threads" then we can have this.

So please keep it on topic.

I have 2 theories

1. they are gay
2.they really have no life and think nothing of women..in other words, gay too be.

if that happened to me id shut the computer down and take her to my room

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Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

Update: He had an image of a topless woman before I made this post. For everyone trying to defend the CURRENT pictures that are up with "sexy" threads:
I don't remember seeing that much in the threads of the past so stop trying to keep filth within OnRPG. Your actions are a disgrace to the order that has kept OnRPG alive for 6-8(?) years.

Rule 3 part 1 states that there shall be no pornography\erotic materials posted within OnRPG. If everyone thinks that is just a pic of some fully nude gal getting pounded they need to learn the definitions. Sooo I suggest you remove the images and just give a link to it all before a mod enforces that rule.

On Topic: Since when did Russian women arouse anyone to begin with? :hmm:

~Roh

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LOL at Jin-Roh the backseat mod.

Anyway, that's pretty funny.

But think about it, if they just concentrated and won the tournament, they could buy so many more strippers with the cash prize.

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Originally Posted by Darksin

Stop acting like a mod. You won't become one anyway.

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oh shit dude you told you him

*high five*

One of them seemed old. They must of been in the zone anyways.

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Originally Posted by Jin-Roh

Again, learn the definition.

Main Entry: erot·ic
Pronunciation: \i-ˈrä-tik\
Variant(s): also erot·i·cal \-ti-kəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek erōtikos, from erōt-, erōs
Date: 1651

1 : of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire <erotic art>
2 : strongly marked or affected by sexual desire

— erotic noun

— erot·i·cal·ly \-ti-k(ə-)lē\ adverb

The images would be marked under "arouse sexual desire". Believe it or not someone somewhere is interested in them. There is no law for TV to NOT show erotic materials as long as the genitals are censored or covered. Meaning MTV can show as much teenage arse as they want. However we are OnRPG, and that is not something this site allows.

On that, shows normally have a warning when they start showing the parental rating.



And how about you not attack people trying to keep OnRPG clean. You yourself are breaking Rule 1.

Rule No. 1 - Flaming

* You will not harass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member. Whether through posting, user names, or signatures. This may apply even if you are joking with friends. The staff cannot always know who you are friends with on OnRPG.
* Using derogatory terms will not be tolerated. We want to create a fun and peaceful environment for everyone.

You are harassing me for keeping order. You insult and belittle me by stating I will never become a mod. Which by the way you say it means you believe I am not worth it. AKA Belittling

A member who can not even follow Rule 1 let alone any other rules, well that is just sad.

~Roh

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oman, you were really that serious? I no likie you anymore. ;(

And I guess this pencil on my desk is erotic to some guy in the world with a pencil fetish. BETTAR NOT POST A PICTURE OF A PENCIL. And like Xeno said, it's not like I'm just here posting porn.

Sorry if you're offended by side boob (which I took out juust for you) or the mere sight of a stripper. Hardcore censorship is just silly. And if this is all about some other drama with someone on onRPG, super shame on you for bothering mah thread with your problems. Stay out thx :3.

Whenever someone brings out the dictionary to back their argument, its usually facepalm time.

AHAHHAHA, I love this.

I don't know about the guys on this forum, but I can point and play at the same time.