You all know where this is heading so get to it.
Chuck Norris isn't celebrating 70, 70 is celebrating Chuck Norris.
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You all know where this is heading so get to it.
Chuck Norris isn't celebrating 70, 70 is celebrating Chuck Norris.
Holy shit, he doesn't look 70 at all.
Chuck Norris wasn't born in 1940, 1940 was born in Chuck Norris.
Lets all make random Chuck Norris jokes.
Y'know, its a tradition D:.
When Chuck Norris falls in the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.
I thought he was like 60 max.
Dude is in shape.
he looks pretty young for his age, but it's still hard to compare him to Jack Lalanne.
This is him at 71.
At the age of 70, he towed 70 boats with 70 people for a mile and a half, handcuffed and shackled.
http://realclearfit.files.wordpress....k-lalanne1.jpg
this was him at 91
http://www.thefreddies.com/awards/20...kLaLanne_1.jpg
He is 95 now and he still works out two hours a day. 1 1/2 hours in weight training and 30 minutes at swimming.
Yah I know kind of off topic.
I hope Chuck has a great party and I also hope he has many more years to enjoy.
[chuck norris joke]
70 is celebrating chuck norris, i lol'd XDQuote:
Originally Posted by lothia
whats his next movie?
action epic Colostomy Explosion?
JerryAtric: Return to Berlin?