masturbating

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the first time i played WoW it happened when i was partied up with a female night elf...

that's why i play horde..

Yes occasionally I let friends touch my junk.

Nothing wrong with a little co-op sword play.

No, i have never.

I had you pegged as a pillow humper,


guess not.

No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL

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Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline

No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL

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*barf*

oh god...

Idk but my lil fella is lubricating without me touching it :D

sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.

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Originally Posted by maoc389

sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.

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force choke? :eye:

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Originally Posted by maoc389

sometimes i use my jedi powers to force ********** and perform auto erotic asphyxiation.

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I don't think Yoda approves of Jedi weak in the force using his techniques. You could blow up your junk or kill yourself.

Dangerous is force masturbation with hand that is shaky with force. Lesson you will learn.

how did this turn into a nerdy star wars sado maso sex thing? LOL

his force powers is that he can Autofellatio. . . lol @ people who have to google it

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Originally Posted by tiger1526

his force powers is that he can Autofellatio. . . lol @ people who have to google it

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Yay I get to play teacher! Auto = Self, ******** = Oral Sex.

I should get a award.

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Originally Posted by Groteske

Yay I get to play teacher! Auto = Self, ******** = Oral Sex.

I should get a award.

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/throws cookie at my screen in groteske's direction.

i think everyone knew that...





ITS NOT THAT I WOULD PRACTICE IT NO WAAAAI UH UH NOT ME

It's hard to do....Wait. I know NOTHING! NA-THING!!!

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Originally Posted by tiger1526

/throws cookie at my screen in groteske's direction.

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I hope you grabbed the cookie with your clean hand.

its pretty easy.. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW

entering this thread = no pants allowed

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Originally Posted by tiger1526

i wake up humping my bed every morning ;) so no

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I like the honesty in this thread.

Ohai guyz i masturbaetd twice today i, might go for a third two. haha I mean to.

I feel sticky after I go to the club and grind on girls.

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Originally Posted by Xenthydos

I like the honesty in this thread.

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'tis be true gf always stares at me funny when i wake up

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Originally Posted by Caden Evangeline

No, i don't need to do anything like that if you know what i mean if i want some i can get it. LOL

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Figures. It's extremely easy for chicks to get sex.

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Originally Posted by Jakuza

Seriously, when they want it (if they are attractive enough) they can ask any straight male and he would give it to her.

On the other hand, if an attractive male wants sex, women want to act all conservative and shit so they don't feel like a ****.

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But on the other hand, a key that opens many locks is called a master key. A lock that's opened by many keys is a pretty shitty lock.

If you know what I mean.

The honesty is what make this thread funny.