Make a paragraph using the letters of the alphabet?

It's quite simple. Each post, the poster must make a paragraph that makes some sort of sense using only words beggining with the corresponding letter of the alphabet, for example: The first post starts with A, the second post starts with B, so on, so forth.

I'll start:

A antelope and an animated anarchist anticipated ants antagonizing a aristocratic alleyway. Afterwards, alleyways and aristocrats along Afghanistan ate arrogant armour and addicted a armoury. Also, Allen ascended alps: an area at arresting altitude.

The bulbous Bulbasaur broke his back because of Brock's breasts broke the branch he grabbed whilst break-dancing. I give up.

cover cowards corners collecting cash
Confirmed convicts committing crimes clapping cats
Creeping cashiers causing characters comas, capping crabs
Chaos causing, clearly commanding Cee-Lo
Cocaine capsule caps colored, capturing customer's C-Notes
Confiscating combination, counting cream capulating
Cocking calibur chromes creating casualties compensating

david dived deep down deciding dragons dwell despite depressing discoveries.

Every elephant ever to eat ears of elves erroneously had escaped envious eagles. Eels and emus alike ingested excess eggnog and eggplants in an elevator on their way to the eighty eighth floor during an explosive earthquake.

(so "ingested" starts with an "i". It sounds like an "e" :p)

A Flying Frog called Florence Fought Five French Fighting Fish Floating above Finland while F***ing Fred the Facebook Friend.

It's hard with some letters, a is probably the easist.

Alivada, you're a ninja. :V

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Originally Posted by yukmouth094

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Hahaha yeah ctrl+c ctrl+v :p

This is (sort of) alliteration, by the way.

.. just finished writing an essay, I'm too lazy to do it.

This thread seemed interesting, so I clicked and entered.
Here I saw a bunch of people doing something I didn't really understand the point of.
Except to waste some time, I guess, y'know?

General is really benefiting from the addition of the Lounge if you ask me.
And it seems that everyone just migrated now cause srs topics are lulzkillers.
Maybe it's the memes, maybe it's the spam, but I like this place, it feels like home.
Except for this topic.

amidoinitrite?

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Originally Posted by yukmouth094

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omfg your sig is so ****ing funny lulz.