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04-01-2010, 03:42 AM
Groteske

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Originally Posted by Lawliet1

Thats why you have to be that one guy he only appears to be drunk when really your as crisp as a dollar bill.

OR you can hire a large black male to accompany while your out!

Large black male? Hell if I had one of those I wouldn't have to drink the loneliness away. :(

I need to make friends. Real friends! Not the kind of friends that only wanna hang out with you cause you're a careless mess, aka floozy.
04-01-2010, 03:45 AM
Rude_Boy

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Originally Posted by groteske

last night i got a little crazy, passed out, woke up half naked covered in urine.

Some people just have no respect! I mean if you see some one passed out on a bathroom floor you shouldn't pee on them! And if you do pee on them you should at least have the common decency to write your phone number on the palm of their hand. Hopefully in something waterproof.

this is bullshit! I have to pay for that sort of thing! >:(
04-01-2010, 03:46 AM
Lawliet1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rude_Boy

this is bullshit! I have to pay for that sort of thing! >:(

You pay for people to pee on you?

what are your going rates?
04-01-2010, 03:47 AM
Groteske

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawliet1

You pay for people to pee on you?

what are your going rates?

Hell I'd do it for free! I never knew Rude was such a kinky boy. :p
04-01-2010, 03:48 AM
Rude_Boy

I'm the kinkiest Rudie in town XD

Edit: Nay the world. Also I feel the need to clarify, I'm a top.(mostly)
04-01-2010, 03:52 AM
Xenonight2

Groteske and I had ought to team up and fight crime.
04-01-2010, 03:55 AM
MarchoftheBlackLions

He dresses as a little girl to lure perverts into dark alleys,

and you "beat them up?"
04-01-2010, 03:56 AM
Xenonight2

Oh, and you can use a gun that shoots nets from the roof and then swoop down on a wire and beat them up while I beat them up.
04-01-2010, 03:56 AM
Cingal

I...

I don't even know what to say to this.

I clearly wrote my name on your back.
04-01-2010, 03:56 AM
Groteske

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rude_Boy

I'm the kinkiest Rudie in town XD

Edit: Nay the world. Also I feel the need to clarify, I'm a top.(mostly)

Top is fine. I prefer being bottom. ^^ It's just more fun. It's like naked wrestling and being pinned down by a guy who is just too strong to fight off and so you have to just lay there and take it like the ***** you are. Wow....too much information!
04-01-2010, 03:57 AM
Rude_Boy

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Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions

He dresses as a little girl to lure perverts into dark alleys,

and you "beat them up?"

I pay for that too wtf XD
04-01-2010, 03:57 AM
MarchoftheBlackLions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenonight2

Oh, and you can use a gun that shoots nets from the roof and then swoop down on a wire and beat them up while I beat them up.

*Arm pump* Yessssss.
04-01-2010, 03:57 AM
Avarwen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawliet1

Thats why you have to be that one guy he only appears to be drunk when really your as crisp as a dollar bill.

OR you can hire a large black male to accompany while your out!

Where can I get one of these large black males do you have any? XD
04-01-2010, 03:57 AM
Groteske

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenonight2

Oh, and you can use a gun that shoots nets from the roof and then swoop down on a wire and beat them up while I beat them up.

Do I get a grappling hook with a claw attachment?! They will call me the Ball Snatcher! Because I catch thieves by the balls.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cingal

I...

I don't even know what to say to this.

I clearly wrote my name on your back.

Really? Wow....Wanna have dinner sometime? ;) But no seriously you sit down when you pee? Weirdo!
04-01-2010, 03:59 AM
Avarwen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groteske

Do I get a grappling hook with a claw attachment?! They will call me the Ball Snatcher! Because I catch thieves by the balls.

OW to the max lol .At least they didn't shit on you now that would have been really wrong.
04-01-2010, 04:00 AM
Rude_Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groteske

Top is fine. I prefer being bottom. ^^ It's just more fun. It's like naked wrestling and being pinned down by a guy who is just too strong to fight off and so you have to just lay there and take it like the ***** you are. Wow....too much information!

Oh dear, brb cold shower.
04-01-2010, 04:00 AM
Xenonight2

Yeah, keep it PG13 guys.

And yes, cold shower.
04-01-2010, 04:01 AM
Groteske

It is pg13. I've seen worse in movies.

Don't get the cold shower thing as punishment. I actually like cold showers. Cold showers are a great way to let off steam. I even occasionally yell in the shower. I just love to get soaped up and release the tension of the day. Better then going to jail for assault. Or yelling at some guy who takes to long to pay for his god damned groceries.
04-01-2010, 04:02 AM
Rude_Boy

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Originally Posted by Xenonight2

Yeah, keep it PG13 guys.

And yes, cold shower.

It's a thread Groteske started, you had to expect it to get a little out of hand XD
In fact I'd be worried he was sick or something if it didn't!
04-01-2010, 04:03 AM
MarchoftheBlackLions

I'm typing with one hand

and drinking a V8 with the other.
04-01-2010, 04:04 AM
Lawliet1

Great my mom saw this thread now im grounded thanks grotesque.

Will require services to make up for this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarwen

Where can I get one of these large black males do you have any? XD

Yes i have them in healthy supply.

fedex or UPS?
04-01-2010, 04:05 AM
Rude_Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawliet1

Great my mom saw this thread now im grounded thanks grotesque.

Will require services to make up for this.

This thread should be locked now because I don't think it can get better than that.
04-01-2010, 04:07 AM
Groteske

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawliet1

Great my mom saw this thread now im grounded thanks grotesque.

Will require services to make up for this.

Really? I'm sorry! But tell your mommy I'll make sure to give you a rough spanking. ;) Naughty! Naughty!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions

and drinking a V8 with the other.

I love cold V8 with Tabasco! Refreshing, healthy and spicy. Yum.
04-01-2010, 04:10 AM
Rude_Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groteske

Really? I'm sorry! But tell your mommy I'll make sure to give you a rough spanking. ;) Naughty! Naughty!

Goddamn it I need another shower, if my girlfriend sees this thread I'm dead. XD
04-01-2010, 04:10 AM
Lawliet1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groteske

Really? I'm sorry! But tell your mommy I'll make sure to give you a rough spanking. ;) Naughty! Naughty!

LOL

nah i was joking but we can pretend I'm grounded and forced to say in my room.

I'll leave the window unlocked.

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