Originally Posted by
kain222
A dog, a horse, a nun, a man, a woman, and a dog walk into the bar.
The bartender says: "Is this a joke?"
HUR HUR.
To which the bartender replies: "Why?"
The atheist then goes on to explain that he belives that drinking continuously every day would be rather unhealthy as a lifestyle choice and that he used to have an aclchohol problem - therefor trying not to drink any beverages before lunch.
The bartender wishes him good luck and directs him to a good psychiatrist that could help him.
The Atheist took his advice and eventually quit drinking, and went on to live a mildly satisfying life as an accountant with his family.