A Coyote and a Pony...

are talking, the Pony says "Hey I'm having trouble with this big bear in the forest, can you tell him I have a problem with him?" the Coyote says "Why can't you?" the Pony replies... "Because I'm a little hoarse"


HAH-HAH-HAH
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...0707_01_v6.jpg

HAH-hah-hah-hah-HAH-hah-hah-hah-HAH.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running towards him.

Hey there's a herd of elephants.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in sunglasses running towards him.

Nothing he didn't recognize them.

;)

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Originally Posted by Neutral

heres a good one

women's rights

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lol that gets me everytime.

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Originally Posted by power_gamer_6

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Wat
10wtfyouradogs.

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Originally Posted by power_gamer_6

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http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...2/JesusLOL.jpg

Gets me every single time. XD

ITT: People post crappy jokes on purpose?

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Originally Posted by bonneau_14

ITT: People post crappy jokes on purpose?

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ITT: South Park Joke that is supposed to not be funny.


They just started posting their shitty jokes.

Except Skald, he did EXACTLY what I wanted last night.

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Originally Posted by Wicked315

ITT: South Park Joke that is supposed to not be funny.


They just started posting their shitty jokes.

Except Skald, he did EXACTLY what I wanted last night.

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Well, I was a little confused.

Jesus jokes are somewhat amusing and I would enjoy more.

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Originally Posted by kain222

A dog, a horse, a nun, a man, a woman, and a dog walk into the bar.

The bartender says: "Is this a joke?"

HUR HUR.



To which the bartender replies: "Why?"

The atheist then goes on to explain that he belives that drinking continuously every day would be rather unhealthy as a lifestyle choice and that he used to have an aclchohol problem - therefor trying not to drink any beverages before lunch.

The bartender wishes him good luck and directs him to a good psychiatrist that could help him.

The Atheist took his advice and eventually quit drinking, and went on to live a mildly satisfying life as an accountant with his family.

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wooooow, one tracked, and you missed the point.



There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"

made me giggle for some reason.