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I don't know how true this is, but Jessica needs to get her act together and drop down to her usual gorgeous self. When a hot woman can't tell the difference between chicken and tuna it's kind of cute, but when an ugly fat woman does it, it's just annoying. And when an ugly fat woman gets annoying, the chances of their face meeting my fist increases by 300%.
Okay image wouldn't show so I used my mod powers to click edit and extract the link myself. Here it is for everyone:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...impson-fat.jpg
My only response is this. Why the hell are you reading magazines like that?
Maybe he read it while getting his nails done
She should lose it soon.
And jsut for the record Alba>Simpson.:D
EDIT: Ganix were u starmie from old forums?
Lmao you calling her fat??? She is still damn gorgous and so what if she isn't hollywood skinny she didn't look that fat...
Trust me I had some extreme urges to flame you...
O.O
Did you see her before Dukes of Hazards? She looked like a model. Now, she's a fatty fat pants.
She aint that fat to be like obese. Her size right now is perfect.
lol im kidding
this was an article i found on tha funniest site ever.
they made me piss my pants twice.
i want to introduce everyone "THE SUPERFICAIL!!!!"
WOOT
no seriously. go there
and laugh
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly (because your ugly)
EDIT*
I think mariah is tha sexiest ***** alive, and shes not hollywood skinny.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZafPedx
I dont like hollywood skinny. I love curves.
thats why beyonce is up there with mariah ;]
what i would do to have a night wit either one..
EDIT**- and yes i was starmie, though it wasnt my username lol
this is what it was supposed to be. people from seal online just got used to my old account name
which was really my cuzins
At least i dont straighten my hair princess xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Dedinho
Edit**
whoops double post O.o
Man, you guys are girly. I don't get my nails done. I don't curl or straighten my hair, I brush it.
There was an article on Jessica about how her butt went flat. Maybe that's why she got fat cause she was eating ice cream all night.
lol read this one about her on tha site
i mean damn this guy is such a loser but hilarious.
Jessica Simpson is big boned - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
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Originally Posted by Ganix
True dat brother, Mariah and B are THICK.
Id love to carress....er..hemmm.............................. ...
I never was on seal forums.
I was always on General, pretty well known...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiyne
There is a 99.98% chance that you would not get a girl finer than her.
Is she ugly you may aswell go out with a man.
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jessi...llpapers-4.jpg
Just messing wit u bro, didn't mean it.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ganix
i love you as much as is humanly possible without it becoming gay or weird.
Without lighting and makeup, I bet they look like dogs.
I thought this thread would have been interesting
but its not(not to me atleast)
what makes this ***** anymore important or interesting than any other fat ***?
well damn, if that pic of her was considered her being fat, throw me the number to jenny craig lmao im probably a jean size higher than her which would be considered obese to ya'll
hah i kno~ i love comedy like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deimos
i laugh out loud for a long time xD
don worry, with this amount of funny
you can love anyone. besides fat people. ;]
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It was a joke biznatches, if you read my otha post you'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by ddc
No one take offence to these slightly considered fat jokes xP
cause i really do enjoy chillen with some obease people,
just not in public, or anywhere else.
yoo vice!~!~
lota pharrells songs are mad hot.
numba one
young girl
to tired to list the rest. sleep~ its 4 =/