Well if it didn't work out in the past that doesn't mean it wont now.
But eh that also doesn't mean it will either.
Love is like Tetris. Sometimes the goddamn pieces move too fast and then you **** up and you can't start over till it's too late.
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Well if it didn't work out in the past that doesn't mean it wont now.
But eh that also doesn't mean it will either.
Love is like Tetris. Sometimes the goddamn pieces move too fast and then you **** up and you can't start over till it's too late.
borat her, do it.
"Hey I'm going to post your picture on this forum board okay?"
"AWESOME!"
She will have no idea, cockmongler
What happened to her eyebrow? It looked like someone tried eating it from one end but was interrupted and had to stop.
Make her your slave.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
waaaaait is she legal yet?
**** is the next logical step.
/tunnel
So, like. Paladin can i be your loyal servant?
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Don't listen to all these buffoons on here, I know how to get a girl like her. It's simple she likes you. But we all know men dont need to like a ***** back. Go to your local club ask for some x. Now take that x feed to your cat, wait a few hours then you skin it. Make sure to peel off every bit off fur, then cook it with some hot sauce. Now I know what you're thinking! "How am i SUPPOSE to have sex with a dead cat?" you're not! Simply buy more X from the same dealer, stuff in in the cat and eat it with the girl. When she gets horny simply tell her "I'd **** you nine ways to norway" and proceed to ditch her in some alley half naked.