Artemis: School of Trollcraft and Pyromancy

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Hello, My name is Akira. I am one of two headmasters at Artemis: School of Trollcraft and Pyromancy.

The other is, Chef Toad, or as you know him: Ricardo0110.

We will be instructing people on the correct and most effective methods of trollfcraft, as well as transforming you into qualified and powerful fire mages and flame sorcerers.

Entrance requirements are as follows:

You must have at least 300+ posts. You cannot be an effective troll if you aren't somewhat known in your community.

You must be able to type with correct grammar and punctuation. Your post will most likely be skipped over if it cannot be read easily.

You must already have knowledge of the following:
4chan
SomethingAwful
Ebaumsworld
Chatroulette
Omegle

There is no admission exam.

Hello there. Im Chef Toad.

This should be in the RPG section, not here.

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Originally Posted by MageMoa

This should be in the RPG section, not here.

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This is a perfect example of a troll.

I ALMOST flipped out on him, but then realized:

"I C WAT U DID THAR"

He's simply attempting to troll. This is clearly not an RP, but more of a way for us to teach our fellow loungers effective trolling techniques.

No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.

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Originally Posted by Runwiththelight

No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.

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Butthurt. Much ?

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Originally Posted by Runwiththelight

No... it definately belongs in the RPG section. After all, the Artemis Fowl books were awful.

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Runwiththelight is just butthurt because I offered him a headmaster position, but he was too busy playing League of Legends to accept.

Now I would like this thread to be on topic, and about methods of trolling and other pyramantic incantations.

I support this school...

Well. I will be trolling Chatroulette till new students arrive.

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Originally Posted by TrueElements

I support this school...

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You were one of the people I was going to include in the headmasters list.

I was waiting for you to come into this thread.

Teach me the art, I shall be your apprentice, right after I stick my penis into this sock.

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Originally Posted by Akira

Runwiththelight is just butthurt because I offered him a headmaster position, but he was too busy playing League of Legends to accept.

Now I would like this thread to be on topic, and about methods of trolling and other pyramantic incantations.

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BassTurd. Tbs, what methods will you be teaching?

EDIT: At torian, I guess far is never too far lulz.

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Originally Posted by paladin catling

i do not approve.

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Originally Posted by raiyne

this is so lame.

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trolling is one of the more uncreative uses of the imagination and wit. just like sarcasm.

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OP wins.

I wanted to troll but i couldnt becouse i forgot how.. XO :hmm: >_>

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**** my photobucket and useing that jessi slaughter pictured linked to it.

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Originally Posted by MageMoa

This should be in the RPG section, not here.

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The only RPG sections are Free MMORPG and Free MMORPG Requests, although singleplayer rpgs may be discussed in the Singleplayer Games section. Or were you talking about RPs? If the latter, then no, it still doesn't belong there since it's obviously a joke and does not conform with any of Onrpg's Roleplaying rules.

The thread stays here.

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Originally Posted by Xenonight2

The only RPG sections are Free MMORPG and Free MMORPG Requests, although singleplayer rpgs may be discussed in the Singleplayer Games section. Or were you talking about RPs? If the latter, then no, it still doesn't belong there since it's obviously a joke and does not conform with any of Onrpg's Roleplaying rules.

The thread stays here.

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RP section, my bad :3

hello, im nancy, i am headmaster of the school of shut the fucck up

c wat i did thar

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Originally Posted by MageMoa

RP section, my bad :3

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You best be trollin

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Originally Posted by nancy.<3's.you

hello, im nancy, i am headmaster of the school of shut the fucck up

c wat i did thar

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i download game korea i nad ksssn but i not taiwanesse.

How I post Pikture of a kitty?!!1

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Originally Posted by Darkscorpio

How I post Pikture of a kitty?!!1

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You aint got no pancake mix!

inb4 Akira goes "LOL I TROL U"

Fail thread is fail.
'specially because you can't troll. :/