Be a crybaby during the test/first week of being in the army and they'll kick you out in no time.
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Originally Posted by Paladin Catling
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Be a crybaby during the test/first week of being in the army and they'll kick you out in no time.
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Originally Posted by Paladin Catling
It is just a test, as far as I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz
Which includes swimming.... and stuff. You know, physical test bla bla...
Unless you've got asthma etc I doubt you can bullshit your way outta this ;o
What country do you live in again?
In the USA, thats totally a bunch of BS.
Make yourself blind.
I heard ballpoint pens work good.
probs fake, then again be a whining ***** like the rest said, im joining the marines in a year and ive heard allot of stories :D
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Paladin Catling
1910-2010
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Swim to the point it looks like you're almost drowning, act if you have trouble lifting 5kgs of sand and take your time when running.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladin Catling
I live in Germany.
I need to fail everything they test me in.
^this. lol :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SourChicken
Don't swallow a cotton-ball. Its a lie.
Also...yeah, just ****up a lot. Hurt yourself during the test if possible.
I see nothing funny about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ricardo0110
I do 'cause cats don't live to be 100 >_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladin Catling
Dun worry. If you die in the army, you have like 9 lives.
Bonus!
Fail at every test.
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
That'll solve your problem.
Just go and serve the Army. It's not a big deal, it's a great experience, even though it has it's moments.
Shit. Easy for you too say. Yea, its a great experience, but you don't know when you're gonna go home and it could be for years.Quote:
Originally Posted by H4wkeye
Years outta your life right there.
Ok, you're German. I don't know how the law works with the whole entire military service thing. If you were in the U.S. I would've said: "That's a load of crap." But.... good luck.
Just one less cat around. Whew.
Germany has either 6 or 9 months conscription. It's not a long period. At least he'll learn something. I mean if you can't avoid the service, then just try to accept it as much as you can, it'll be easier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Epickk
Maybe if you tell them you're a Jew they will forget about recruiting you?
9 months still, but they are planing on cutting it down to 6 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by H4wkeye
There are also rumors that they might remove it entirely, since 6 months isn't really worth it.
I am not going to attend, not before I finish school, which starts on Monday.
It is a private school which is already payed for, so no chance for them to pull me in.
I am going to let them check me out (I have to, so says the law), but pull me in, nope.