So, I get hit by these alot from my friends, being the shy guy I am I need a way to respond to this. Any ideas?
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So, I get hit by these alot from my friends, being the shy guy I am I need a way to respond to this. Any ideas?
Don't...
Seriously, do your friends have any kind of humor ... :l.
tell them you don't have a mom anymore, walk away and laugh at their faces about how awkward the situation just got for them
Your daddy never loved you, at you suck at _____(whatever they do in spare time). Its stupid and usually gets a topic change.
I don't believe in mothers.
The only one I ever heard and was like OWCH! Was "if I wanted my own comeback I would have gotten it off your moms chin".
ZING!
You look like kanye east
Are you and your friends in the 5th grade?
Lol freshman in US
The ultimate solution to your problem:
"Yo mama is so ____, x" said [your friend].
"There really isn't anything I can say negatively about your mother. She's really attractive. I dream about her every night, and I pretty much think about her during intercourse with various partners."(*)
This will be more believable if you have had a scandalous affair with an older woman before.(1)
{Source: First hand experience (1); My retort to my friends (*)}
Just go up to them and be like
"No."
All cold and mean like.
Stab them with a fork in their legs, that'll earn you street cred, and prison cred. Then say, "bless my poor fat mama's soul" and then skip away.