Suddenly.

Suddenly, all the air is spaghetti. Just for a few seconds. If you were inhaling when the air turned, you're dead. If you were lucky enough to be exhaling when it turned, you're still alive.

The air in your lungs is safe from the spaghetti, so if you happened to be at that moment where you weren't inhaling or exhaling, you're ok too.

Think of how horrible that would be. Suddenly suffocating from spaghetti filled air. The terror would seem like it was hours long, but it was just a few seconds. Think of having to hold your breath and wondering how long the spaghetti air would last.

Scary.

I opened this thread expecting wombats.

Too srs for me.

Oister, this is a serious question, and you need to answer this seriously.

Are you under influence at this very moment?

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Oister, this is a serious question, and you need to answer this seriously.

Are you under influence at this very moment?

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No sir.

Under the influence of awesomeness, yes.

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No sir.

Under the influence of awesomeness, yes.

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Sorry if someone got a seizure, nothing personal.

I don't think this could ever happen but I don't know enough about physics to say for sure.

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I don't think this could ever happen but I don't know enough about physics to say for sure.

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Lol Andrew WK. Yeah, thats kinda how I'd prolly react in a spaghetti air world too.

Ya know how in geometry, every single plane really goes on forever in every direction? What if every object in the world had an infinite bright purple line shooting out from every angle on it. Would there be any place that wasn't bright purple? Even a space too small to see? Crazy, man.

Remember that Time stoppers movie or w/e it is? You know how when the guy was beyond the speed of light and could go past things, in reality wouldn't he fall past the ground into the earth and die in the earths core? Considering he can pass anything could he pass the core? Or would he go on past and go to china only to loop back only to loop from point A to point B?

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Or would he go on past and go to china only to loop back only to loop from point A to point B?

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Portal bro.

What if mars was our earth and earth was our mars..

Crazy stuff man

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Portal bro.

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Not quite, think about it you would be falling back and forth through the earth because of gravity, or maybe get stuck in core being violently tossed around in a death ball.

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Everybody would die instantaniously. The weight of the spaghetti would crush everyone. The atmosphere is huge, If I had 2 miles of spaghetti on top of me I wouldn't be happy.

HA.

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Everybody would die instantaniously. The weight of the spaghetti would crush everyone. The atmosphere is huge, If I had 2 miles of spaghetti on top of me I wouldn't be happy.

HA.

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No one likes a party-pooper. :-/

EDIT: Does this spaghetti have sauce?

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Everybody would die instantaniously.

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This is a crazy situation that would temporarily render gravity useless. I know it couldn't happen, but WHAT IF.

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EDIT: Does this spaghetti have sauce?

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Yes, a spicy garlic sauce. Some of it has cheese sprinkled over it too, but not too much cheese. It hasn't been stirred very well, so most of the cheese is up near the top. So, if you were in a tall building the cheese might be there too, which is extra dangerous for lactose intolerant people, as well as vegans.

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Yes, a spicy garlic sauce. Some of it has cheese sprinkled over it too, but not too much cheese. It hasn't been stirred very well, so most of the cheese is up near the top. So, if you were in a tall building the cheese might be there too, which is extra dangerous for lactose intolerant people, as well as vegans.

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Does of every trace of it vanish with the spaghetti, or does it leave a saucy residue?

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This is a crazy situation that would temporarily render gravity useless. I know it couldn't happen, but WHAT IF.



Yes, a spicy garlic sauce. Some of it has cheese sprinkled over it too, but not too much cheese. It hasn't been stirred very well, so most of the cheese is up near the top. So, if you were in a tall building the cheese might be there too, which is extra dangerous for lactose intolerant people, as well as vegans.

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In that case, i'd try to make myself a little pocket of room (uhhh not sure if thats possible if the ****ign air is spaghetti ) and I would just try and chill in one spot and eat as much as i could every day while shitting and pissing on myself and probably die from dehydration

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This is a crazy situation that would temporarily render gravity useless. I know it couldn't happen, but WHAT IF.



Yes, a spicy garlic sauce. Some of it has cheese sprinkled over it too, but not too much cheese. It hasn't been stirred very well, so most of the cheese is up near the top. So, if you were in a tall building the cheese might be there too, which is extra dangerous for lactose intolerant people, as well as vegans.

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Is there any meat because I don't think I would be comfortable dying in spaghetti that didn't at the very least have meatballs, and I would strongly prefer a ground beef meat sauce.

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Is there any meat because I don't think I would be comfortable dying in spaghetti that didn't at the very least have meatballs, and I would strongly prefer a ground beef meat sauce.

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A few meatballs up top, yes. But only the highest buildings would ever see the meat.

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Does of every trace of it vanish with the spaghetti, or does it leave a saucy residue?

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That...thats part of the mystery!

Could it maybe be spinach noodles with a pesto sauce instead?


Or are you going to be firm on the basghetti?