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Hello Emergency Services. What service do you require?
I got my penis stuck in the cookie jar.
Please help.
Right. Is there anyone there with you?
No. but i have 10 minutes till my mother comes home please hurry she can not see this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Murxidon
We wouldn't usually send an ambulance for this kind of situation. But, as it is particularly sensitive and you are at risk of injury if you are, indeed, stuck, we will send paramedics to your address. Where are you currently?
South of azeroth.
oops did i break the trend? my bad
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Originally Posted by tiger1526
Oh hi son, how was your...
D:
*drops new cookie jar and faints*
second mom walks in trying to hide third cookie jar stuck on left boob
third mom walks in and puts another cookie jar on the second moms other boob
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