Jesus Is Coming back in 2011

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On Monday, December 6th there will be some interesting billboards going up around the metropolitan Detroit area. Twenty billboards will appear Monday reading "Jesus is returning on May 21, 2011. And if you aren't saved, it isn't going to be easy," says the Christian web site behind the billboards, which are to proclaim "He Is Coming Again!"

That's right he's coming back to destroy us all. Guess the got sick of the Mayans BS so he's coming early to beat them to it. XD

Well, we better drink our beers real quick before he gets here then.

Maybe he'll battle mothra or some shit. How cool would that be?

Jesus was supposed to be returning 'any day now' for the past 2000ish years. After this doesn't come to pass, the crazy christians who posted this won't act any differently.

Scary. I wonder what they'll do when nothing happens.

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Originally Posted by power_gamer_6

Scary. I wonder what they'll do when nothing happens.

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They will just pick another date.

He's gonna cry because how his followers are misusing the Bible and aren't actually following his teachings. He'll understand why people haven't been "saved".

I'm almost certain the bible says that no one will know the day he'll return. :-/

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Originally Posted by TheSkald

I'm almost certain the bible says that no one will know the day he'll return. :-/

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Yep so I have no idea how these people know when Jesus is coming to kick our @sses.XD

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Originally Posted by Hizumi

He's gonna cry because how his followers are misusing the Bible and aren't actually following his teachings. He'll understand why people haven't been "saved".

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Well I don't know if him crying over the Bible makes any sense, after all it's just a Nummer of biographies by a couple of random dudes and stuff his followers made up.

If I where him I would be perplexed that it went viral.

Hate it when people impose their beliefs on others. So arrogant!

jammirage

Well if he comes back, I doubt he'll find it as easy to be the commercial success he was 2000 years ago.

If anything, he'll probably just be killed again, by religious nutcases no doubt.

I'm a Level 6 Laser Lotus in my local Buddhist community, I'm not too worried about this.

Lol.

"Jesus is coming back in 2011"

Sounds like a movie coming up. Wheres the trailer? XD

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Originally Posted by power_gamer_6

Scary. I wonder what they'll do when nothing happens.

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His Flight got cancelled?

Ahh you Christians!! :3

I know its in no way my idea...but I really always lol at the old joke "everyones wearing crosses around their necks, the thing they killed him on", ya know?

I think they thought, "if we are right then no we will be forever the best group around, and if we are wrong... no one will remember we made those claims."

the cheezuz that died for dubstep?

*gigglesnort*

oh jesus ? i drank with him yesterday .... damn was a nice party :O:3:3:3 there was also this guy budha and alach ... and alot of those dudes mayan's ... they were spitting the trash u kno about 2012 the end of the world ... i told em to stop smoking ...

also

*looks busy*

My money's on he pulls a sicky.

Bet he gets hammered and nailed and can't rise for another 3 days.

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Well, we better drink our beers real quick before he gets here then.

Maybe he'll battle mothra or some shit. How cool would that be?

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That would be so legendary. Front row seats to Jesus vs Mothra fight? Oister, we're there. Let the awesome begin... :-/

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Originally Posted by Testeagle

My money's on he pulls a sicky.

Bet he gets hammered and nailed and can't rise for another 3 days.

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ten bucks that he doesn't even get out of his cave ! :O