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if you look at the guy, he's kinda ugly and fat. so not much of disturbing with the age gap. as far as i know that you can't claim life insurance by murder.
so he just feel like if he had just one necrophilia experience, he's life would be complete. something he would die for.
Story was hot until I read that the chick was 50.
That's death by a gun, not sex.
I had larger hopes when I entered this thread.
Same.Quote:
Originally Posted by hotyman
I had death by asphyxiation in mind when I read the title.
Exactly the first thing that came into my mind aswell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Runahs
If I die having sex then I officially think that death is worth the risk. Sex is epic.
I think we've all been there.
how stupid... you remove the ammo before -_-
Well, at least it was a headshot...
Holy shit I just noticed the age difference ROFL.
And I thought I was stretching it a bit with 8 years difference between me and missus.
+rep from meQuote:
Originally Posted by Drinko
Nah. A 7 year age difference was the norm. 30 year old woman looks too old for 30 year old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Testeagle
the title of this thread sounds like a name for an obnoxious hipster-ish ironically faux punk band. They would be like that offensively shit parody band The Eagles of Death Metal, only for punk.
it would sound something like this
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
DON'T WASH
I DON'T WORK
I DON'T GET ****ED
AT LEAST I CAN ****ING PLAY MY INSTRUMENT
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
OUT OF STEP WITH THE BYRDS
*IRONICALLY TERRIBLE BREAKDOWN*
GOD SAVE GEORGE BUSH
PLEASE BUY OUR BOUNTIFUL MERCHANDISE
And.. The.. Cougar is dead.
http://homepages.dordt.edu/~mahaffy/..._files/274.jpg
GG.
RIP.
What's wrong with their intercourse if it's consensual? I'll give you a hint: nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by tooslay2