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here's mine.
*slow pan over a large, nice house in the suburbs in summer*
Announcer voice-over: Are you often away from home? Do you struggle to find time to see your wife and attend to her needs? Worried that after months of not seeing you she may start having an affair with the postman out of desperation? Well worry no longer!
*cut to wife washing dishes. she looks unhappy and twitchy. Suddenly she throws down her dishcloth and runs to the bedroom. on the bed lies a mannequin with a tv screen for a head and a giant phallus between its legs*
Announcer: Now with the magic of iLover Remote, you can still share the magic of love... all without having to waste any of your precious time, so you can still attend all your business meetings and keep banging your secretaries all you want! You may have forgotten what her face looks like, but with the magic of iLover Remote, that won't stop you from keeping your hollow sham of a marriage strong!
*see the back of the wife's head as she furiously bangs the mannequin. There is a click and the screen turns on. Her husband's face appears and he begins speaking.
"hey baby..."
she frowns and punches a button and the screen begins showing Top Gun.
Cut to a well-lit business meeting room in a skyscraper somewhere. There are a number of businessmen in suits around a table. The camera focuses on one who is leaning back in his chair, an expression of bliss on his face.
The man next to him leans down slightly, and glances under the table.
"Wow, Joe, I didn't know foreclosing on poor peoples houses turned you on that way."
The other businessman, Joe, opens his eyes and smiles.
"While its true that I do get turned on by money, what you just witnessed was the magic of iLover Remote. Now I'm always there for my wife when she needs me in that special way, even when I'm not actually there!"
Joe lies back in his seat again, and chuckles manfully.
"In fact, it feels like she's going for it again."
"Wow, Joe. How can I get one?"
"Just dial the number on the bottom of the screen."
*number appears*
"You'll be glad you did. I know I am."
they both chuckle again.*
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Originally Posted by
Loric
lol
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Originally Posted by
Oisterboy
Denim chicken.
The irony is, rather than being turned away, I'm massively intrigued.
If I turned on the TV and saw a commercial for denim chicken, I would actually dial the number with my penis, probably. I'd be that rigid with excitement.
