I got my a** beat by an oompa loompa

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08-17-2006, 03:33 AM
Cain

I got my a** beat by an oompa loompa

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.
08-17-2006, 03:35 AM
ArucardX

That's so wrong in so many way. heh :-/
08-17-2006, 03:35 AM
Zer0Force

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Originally Posted by Cain

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

Dude...how the hell did you get beat up by a short guy? did he use a step ladder?
08-17-2006, 03:36 AM
ryugu

Your fault for offending him.
08-17-2006, 03:36 AM
Cain

yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight
08-17-2006, 03:38 AM
Zer0Force

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Originally Posted by Cain

yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight

You coulda I dont know....held him back with you big toe.
08-17-2006, 03:39 AM
ryugu

"those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.
08-17-2006, 03:40 AM
Cain

just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.
08-17-2006, 03:40 AM
ChicaQueenOfWarGames

That was a very bad thing you did.
I'm still trying to figure out how he beat your @ss. Hmm.
Next time keep those kind of comments when your alone with your friends, estupido.
08-17-2006, 03:41 AM
Zer0Force

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Originally Posted by Cain

just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.

See...now i dont belive you.
08-17-2006, 04:30 AM
Vesper

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Originally Posted by ryugu

"those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.

Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.
08-17-2006, 04:34 AM
ryugu

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Originally Posted by Vesper

Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.

Lol sorry a trend isnt a person.
08-17-2006, 07:02 AM
ryugu

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Originally Posted by raeyo

as my great grandpappy said emos are people too. People who smell like turd and kick sand in your eyes when you say a chuck norris joke.

No offence to emos. Oh and i only got to say one thing. YOU. GOT. OWNED!!!!!!!!!

Yea I got owned a different language, what you said obviously didnt translate well into english.
08-17-2006, 07:05 AM
MrAllex

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Originally Posted by Cain

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

It is your fault. Short people aren't funny. That's like racism except... sizism. Congratulations, you're a sizist. I am sure you deserved the beating. Oh yeah, nice job calling him an Oompa Loompa. Because out of character he STILL gets a ******ed nickname involving being vertically challenged. But I should know what he feels like. I get made fun of all the time for diabetes.

Stupid ****er.
08-17-2006, 07:22 AM
MrAllex

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Originally Posted by ryugu

Thats what ive been saying this whole topic, its discrimination, the guy is a human too..

No offense but how the hell does some one make fun of a diabetic:(?

I dunno. They say stupid crap, and as ******ed as it is, I still want to beat them up. Then beat them back down. They say stuff, not really making fun, I guess just acting superior. They are just ******s though. And they are all asses about me testing my blood sugar during class, they are all like "Does it hurt when you poke yourself like that?" I say "Sometimes" but I am thinking "Of course it does, are you ****ing ******ed?"
08-17-2006, 07:25 AM
ryugu

Tell them its going to hurt when you poke them. then whip out your kit and threaten them hardcore.