I almost died today.

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10-22-2011, 01:32 AM
Ezuka

I almost died today.

Today, I was playing Minecraft on my laptop, sitting at a computer table right next to a wall (my shoulder is against the wall). Anyways, I'm just playing MC, minding my own business, when a beige spider pops out from behind my computer, right next to my shoulder. We locked eyes for 3 minutes or so, then I realized that I was looking at a spider so my nipples went hard, I rolled my chair as hard as I could, but carefully as to not damage my laptop, the spider fell off the wall which was mortifying, and then I jumped off the chair, kicked it mid air to gain speed, landed on my mattress, did an epic backwards summersault, landed on the ground and ran up the stairs, grabbed a sweeper but it was gone when I got there. I switched locations and now I can't play MC properly because for one, I had no other desk to put the laptop on, so I have to put my mouse on my lap so I can't control my character as well as I'd like to.

All this because of a spider.

Why are they so scary?

Welcome Ezuka to the forums.
10-22-2011, 01:34 AM
Orpheus

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Originally Posted by Ezuka

then I realized that I was looking at a spider so my nipples went hard

I... see...
10-22-2011, 01:42 AM
Lawliet1

Ok peter parker.
10-22-2011, 01:43 AM
Ezuka

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Originally Posted by Lawliet1

Ok peter parker.

That doesn't make any sense.
10-22-2011, 01:47 AM
Oisterman

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10-22-2011, 01:49 AM
Ezuka

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

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10-22-2011, 01:53 AM
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Incredible first post.
10-22-2011, 02:07 AM
Oisterman

I mean, normally I'd suggest scooping it up in a bowl or something and letting it go, or just letting it live...but since you're so terrified of spiders, why not go into rage mode?

Its not like a bee that can fly at you and sting you? Get to smashing dood.

I personally wouldn't smash it, but why so afraid of something you can crush under your thumb?
10-22-2011, 02:14 AM
xWalrus

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

I mean, normally I'd suggest scooping it up in a bowl or something and letting it go, or just letting it live...but since you're so terrified of spiders, why not go into rage mode?

Its not like a bee that can fly at you and sting you? Get to smashing dood.

I personally wouldn't smash it, but why so afraid of something you can crush under your thumb?

http://www.camel-spiders.net/images/camel-spider.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ec45l4.png
10-22-2011, 02:19 AM
Ezuka

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

I mean, normally I'd suggest scooping it up in a bowl or something and letting it go, or just letting it live...but since you're so terrified of spiders, why not go into rage mode?

Its not like a bee that can fly at you and sting you? Get to smashing dood.

I personally wouldn't smash it, but why so afraid of something you can crush under your thumb?

Ikr, that's the silly thing. I can crush it under my thumb, yet I'm afraid to.
10-22-2011, 02:19 AM
Oisterman

Ya I wouldn't let that one live either. Rule is, if its bigger than a quarter and not a daddy long legs I destroy it for the greater good of my home and sense of security XD

But still, very smashable. Shoulda used the mouse to crush his guts out. Its even on a string if its a corded one.
10-22-2011, 02:44 AM
Ezuka

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Ya I wouldn't let that one live either. Rule is, if its bigger than a quarter and not a daddy long legs I destroy it for the greater good of my home and sense of security XD

But still, very smashable. Shoulda used the mouse to crush his guts out. Its even on a string if its a corded one.

Then I won't be able to use the mouse. :c
I tried to kill it with a sweeper, like I said, but it fell on the floor and was gone.
Oh well, it'll be somewhere else tomorrow.

The scariest part of all of this though is that I had to get up slowly so I don't damage my laptop, worst experience ever.
10-22-2011, 03:09 AM
xBlazex

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Originally Posted by Ezuka

Then I won't be able to use the mouse. :c
I tried to kill it with a sweeper, like I said, but it fell on the floor and was gone.
Oh well, it'll be somewhere else tomorrow.

The scariest part of all of this though is that I had to get up slowly so I don't damage my laptop, worst experience ever.

when you go sleep it crown in your mouth
10-22-2011, 03:21 AM
Gurenbanka

Welcome the forums...?

And kill it with a baseball bat. LIKE A BOWSS.
10-22-2011, 03:26 AM
Ezuka

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Originally Posted by xBlazex

when you go sleep it crown in your mouth

I'll be sure to crown in my mouth as I go to sleep, then. Thanks.