Im Batman..with evidence

Reasons why I know im batman:

Carrots can't walk, I can. So Im not a carrot. If im not a carrot then I must be batman.

I can talk, so can batman, so im batman.

I am drinking coke... It is black.. batman's suit is black, it means im batman

Im smaller than batman, so I clearly am batman.

This evidence is too strong, It clearly proves im batman.

http://www.rungitom.com/wp-content/u...r-god-meme.jpg

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Originally Posted by Murxidon

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But that still makes me batman :hmm:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...PNG?1307468855

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RH8wixwKfE...loseEnough.png

I will be the judge of that. Meet me in Murxidon's apartment in one hour.

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Originally Posted by Lefos

I will be the judge of that. Meet me in Murxidon's apartment in one hour.

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Im busy cleaning my batmobile.. and tuning and.. Okay, actually making one

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Originally Posted by Gadrin160

Reasons why I know im batman:

Carrots can't walk, I can. So Im not a carrot. If im not a carrot then I must be batman.

I can talk, so can batman, so im batman.

I am drinking coke... It is black.. batman's suit is black, it means im batman

Im smaller than batman, so I clearly am batman.

This evidence is too strong, It clearly proves im batman.

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Are your parents dead?

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Originally Posted by supe

Are your parents dead?

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This is critical. If your parents aren't dead you can't be batman.

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Originally Posted by supe

Are your parents dead?

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they arnt otherwise I would be harry potter

Batman has lots of money...

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Originally Posted by Gadrin160

they arnt otherwise I would be harry potter

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Then you aren't batman.

Batman's parents are dead.

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Originally Posted by Orpheus

I'm cancer.

I killed everyone.

Thank you and good night!

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I banned this poster.

For no good reason.