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We had one, let's have the other haha.
Both of mine are cases of mistaken identity.
One was at my cousins birthday party. It was in a pool. I swam up and play drowned a kid I thought was my cousin. I wrestled him and then realized I was mistaken. I was only like 9 at the time but still remember how bad it was for me lol.
The other time I slapped a girls butt in Walmart thinking it was my girlfriend at the time. The random girl slapped me so hard, in front of like 40 people lol. Damn.
Just the other day, I was leaving a local music shop. The parking lot isn't paved, it's just dirt, and it has a few random planters in between the spaces. There's only like two, and I forgot I was parked in front of one. I just go straight ahead out of my space, and hit the planter hard. I go up on it, I'm already halfway there, so I just drive all the way over it. I pull out, everyone is just staring at me, haha.
That wasn't too bad though. I can't think of anything really horrible that happened, thankfully.
Probably back in the 5th grade when I tried to make my crush laugh while she was in a bad mood, then she said I wasn't funny. :(
Edit: More of an awkward moment but I was pretty embarrassed. A cute girl was walking past me while I was resting after my set at the gym, we both locked eyes quickly, she smiled, I quickly turned my head because I'm a little *****, I had no idea she was about to stare at me but I felt pretty bad afterwards.
Me and my ex ducked into the "family restroom" at the mall. Apparently someone told security that we were in there, cause half an hour later people were all "omg this is for families" and made us get out.
I played it off all cool like though. As I was walking out I shut the door behind me, pat the guy on the shoulder and said, "Give her a minute."
When I let out a great, loud fart in a dead silent exam hall with over 300 people in it. It echoed, everyone knew. I was called "Fart boy" for weeks.
XD When I submitted a request for a new credit card after I lost the original one but found it a few days later.. mixed them up, and took the void one with me on a date and it got declined and she had to pay. I'll NEVER live down that embarrassment.
Ugh.. that still makes me cringe to this day.
i remeber one time that i drank little to much and after finishing a drink a threw the cup to the left and it hitted a dude , like 6 to 8 people were like "why you do that?"
luckly the guy that got hit by the cup , didnt take it seriously
Did you blend in until you eventually made your stealthy escape?Quote:
Originally Posted by tiger1526
I dont get embarrassed to much. Only thing I can remember is a girl running into a light pole staring at me, and having to deal with my family teasing me for the next hour.
Good job slipping an indirect brag into a "most embarrassing moment" thread. Coolly placed.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepPoopPip
Hes smooth like that.
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Originally Posted by Pipster
More recently than I'd like to admit, I peed my bed and blamed it on my dog who slept up on my bed with me. I was dreaming that I was peeing at a urinal and it felt soooooo good.
Now the peeing dreams are more like nightmares and I wake up in a flash.
How do you know you're not dreaming right now and peeing in real life? WHAT IF YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT PEE-DREAMING?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenonight2
For me, I can't think of anything, probably because I just shrug off moments that could be embarrassing.
More recently, just now actually.. nobody was around to see it, but I sat here for quite a while waiting for Brizzy's signature to load...
That's probably the wisest thing anyone's ever done.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepPoopPip