the lion and the unicorn are fighting for the

presidency of yr country!

here are their political platforms. you need to choose a candidate since according to the law people who don't vote are fired by nuclear powered catapult into the sun

http://i.imgur.com/klLUoNo.jpg

This lion has the solution to solving all conflict until the end of time... but first you must all be put in tiny cells and subjected to waterboarding every day and live on lion poop which tastes like the nastiest thing you can imagine. At the end of 3 days, 5% of the population will be randomly chosen to be set free, and they and all future generations worldwide will live in peace for all time. The rest live in the misery described before until they die.

http://i.imgur.com/ZW4bsvW.jpg

this unicorn will have sex with everyone once and if you close yr eyes it will be like making love to the most beautiful and skilled man or woman you can imagine. But when you die a race of evil unicorns will be born from yr corpses and future humans will be locked in a grim and eternal war with the evil unicorns.

make yr choice

Oooooh, this is hard!!

Ill go with ummmm oh screw threesome with me the lion and the unicorn

tl;dr voted unicorn because why the **** not?

LOL. Im going with the unicorn.

Wouldn't want running my country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOXInU4MCI

Lion because I don't want those weirdo bronies go fufill their weirdo sexual fantasies.



/unreasonablehatredofbronies


scorpio

I would go unicorn because it means I laid and get to contribute to end of the world, so I'll die happy.

oh god. With my last name by the time the unicorn got to me I would have to pass cause diseases and shit.

Lion, I dont like eating shit.

so hard >.<

I'll eat shit if I get to choose the 5% that are freed. That's the deal, Lion. Take it or I fuck the unicorn!

I choose the Lion. Our lives and accomplishments are nothing before time and one should be concerned about the future rather than self satisfaction.

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I'll eat shit if I get to choose the 5% that are freed. That's the deal, Lion. Take it or I fuck the unicorn!

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That lion is so going to double cross you for that.

@me:
Catapult into the sun.

im not afraid of some evil unicorns, we have the firepower to stop them! so yeah ill go with the unicorn.
also we can quarantine whoever is about to die of old age or sickness to instant kill the evil unicorns.

beats eating shit and getting waterboarded every day if u ask me, since we all know we wont be in that 5%

what in the name of holy christ are you smoking?

lion, needs of the many, greater good, eternal peace etc etc

although i think id commit suicide rather than eat poop till i die. im too weak willed.

i choose unicorn without reading the descriptions :)

UNICORN....because i can do horse back riding, horse breeding and horn thrusting ;)