Q:Whats a difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
A:Ones a sick duck, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a *****.
Your turn!
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Q:Whats a difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
A:Ones a sick duck, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a *****.
Your turn!
I'll cut off your mom's balls and play basketball with her legs in the air.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexanderVB
Oh dam.. this is like jokes. I thought you meant real threats >.>\
Your mama's such a mama.. she's a mama... BURNT
w...t...f...?
Your momma's so ugly, she got stabbed, and it hurt.
Ohh!
best joke everQuote:
Originally Posted by Hank Hill
So your mom invited me over for dinner the other night. I asked her what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said "Crabs".
Yo mumma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ooooooooooh snap!