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edit: oops, I MEANT to write "review games in 20 words or less" can a kind mod change that for me.
battlefield 3's single player is hella dumb. bad writing, bad scripting. nice graphics and sound wasted on a bad game.
assassin's creed 3 ain't so bad. pretty and immersive, surprisingly decent writing. not sure why people hate it so far
FFXIV feels like a generic MMORPG, but the polished kind of generic, which is good.
the best part of assbro is the lairs of romulus, make another sands of time style game basically plz
Here's mine for Mortal Online:
Dicks, dicks everywhere! Why are there so many dicks?!
Note: The game has full nudity, so if you're wearing nothing, your private parts show. They've recently added an option to turn off nudity, tho.
uncharted 3 is fun while you're playing it, but afterwards you wonder why. the writing is really boring.
if you like heavy metal play brutal legend. brilliant art, humour, music... the rts part is ehh, but whatever.
Bastion: Beat stuff up while listening to some croaky voiced bloke tell you what you're doing.
Sonic generations; shit sandwich. Sorry, just was.
Sonic Generations; Cash Cash did a remix of Big Arms and my life is now complete.
I will eat everything in this life you hold dear. angryfaceQuote:
Originally Posted by Loric
Champions of Regnum: A really good RvR open PvP game setup like DAOC but without crafting. Possibly best balanced pvp in the industry.
The joy i found in Ragnarok Online many years ago will never be found again... in any game.
Metal Gear Solid Series: Gropey man sneaks around facility in skin-tight suit, acts as therapist to friends and foes alike.
Cookie clicker: "Why do we need particle accelerators to bake cookies?" asks misguided local woman.