First time I've heard of a Canadian not liking Poutine. I've never had it myself since I am not a Canadian native. I will have a chance to try it though when I go to visit friends in Toronto over the summer. I'll be there for a couple of weeks so that means I'll be able to eat it more than once (if I like it). It does look incredibly fatty though.
Also, how short is quite short? And not knowing how to cook is ok. This is me when I try to cook:
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Oh, and what do you do for work?
SEE, WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY. :dub: