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Arghh, Heres Series one Chapter one Jokes of yar pirates.
1:Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because all of the sand which is there!
2:What's a good name for a pirate?
ARRRRRRRRRnold!
3:Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
4:What do Pirates and Pimps have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
5:Why cant pirates play cards on a pirate ship?
Because the Captain is on the "Deck"
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yet again i like the 3 last ones
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4th one was pretty funny.
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Ok, Yarr land lubbars post yer jokes on dis topic cuz it be the last you seen! Yarr
post yer jokes and we rate it either it goes down the sea to Davy Jone's locker or to Pirate's Haven!
Pirate joke #4321: Why cant pirates watch a movie?
Because its rated ARGGGHHHH with alot of BOOTY!
