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hhi my name is sex wizzard in a sez wuzzaes nn i do sex wzzadry
"carfax, that's an interesting last name," rafi boots says in a voice that's feminine and masculine. like it's in the middle. kinda deep but not really. it's sort of magical sounding too. "is that french?"
rafi twirls rafi's hair flirtatiously
Theon Blueboy kicks in the door of the tavern, shattering it completely. He then struts into the building, an odd sack hanging between his legs. As you look closer you realize that it seems to be- but no, you mustn't dwell there. As he skillfully glances from side to side, assessing the room, he notes that there is a gender neutral amphibious wizard at one of the tables. It had been a long time since he had last bedded a gender neutral amphibious wizard. He liked the things they could do with their incredibly dexterous belly button.
"Ahoy, ye maties. Howth be thine day?! I havth come to chewth bubble gum and make luve to breeches. And it seemsth I'm all out of mine gum!" Theon shouts loudly to the room, paying no heed to the woman who was just feet from him. As he continues strut past her, he can't help but notice a small amount of blood leaking from her ears.
the sex wizzard casrs a spell and two od hw bar stools behin himpinf