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say if u were elected president of the US and u also had heavy majorities in both houses and the supreme court was made up of ppl who agreed with u, and also u had equally strong allies who will follow your suggestions in all the strongest western countries. what would u do.
you know you build a wall, people are just gonna dig tunnels under it right...
anyway off the top of my head I would make dolphins my spokespeople, attaching microphones to their heads, with loudspeakers set up on each corner so that every day you would hear every important squeak that they utter...
secondly with the all important dolphin news being spread appropriately I would then make sure to repaint the roads white, with blue stripes... that would be high priority...
thirdly I would equip each and every type of professional sport player with wiffle ball bats, most likely attached like a gun in a holster just for a taunt or extra move so to speak...
fourthly I would lower the taxes for owning pet turtles, and make it free for them to cross the border and achieve taco bell...
fifthly there would be no school past age 12 and you would just sit around until 19 or so til you get a job, lot of time to plan for one, you would learn everything you need to know in the 8 years or more before you hit that grade...
sixthly Christmas and Halloween would be twice a year...
seventhly the price of womens panties would go up staggeringly so as they would be less women wearing them..
8thly no one who is above 6 feet tall has to work
9thly food is free unless you are overweight
10thly all churches will be conformed into hospitals or fast food restaraunts
Burn it down. Burn it all down.
And then play a SUPER-MASSIVE SCALE GAME OF THE 'HAMS ON THE ASHES. It'll be great(No it won't.).
Nick, this might not be a good question for me to answer :D
probs just spend a couple months finding a rly good replacement
really the only reasonable responseQuote:
Originally Posted by not skald
Also Free Cheeseburgers on Wednesdays.
If I were a magical girl pres:
-Slaughtering animals and using animals cruelly would be illegal; forcing the country to be vegan. (Safety exceptions apply.)
-All other sentient non-human animals would have legal rights--just like cats and dogs do.
-Illegal to own wild animals unless undergone application process to own rescued wild animal, etc.
-Stricter gun laws--assault weapons prohibited.
-Free education.
-Free healthcare.
-Rich are actually taxed.
-Non-violent crimes aren't auto-punished with prison sentences, but other means of treatment.
-No death penalty in any state.
-Legal consenting age raised to 18 in every state.
-Drinking age reduced to 18 from 21.
-Cigarettes/tobacco illegal.
-Recreational marijuana legal in every state.
-Fined for implementing religious practices/monuments in/on government property (personal praying is okay).
-Convicted **** sentences are a minimum of 10-20 years in prison; max life; no parole.
-Convicted murder sentences are a minimum of life in prison; no parole.
-All homeless will be given personal apartments.
-Future currency will abolish "in God we trust."
-Pledge of Allegiance will abolish "...under God..."
-Future produced currency will feature historical and inspirational women on each bill and coin.
-Women will be required to register for the draft.
-Abortion clinics are legal and readily available in every state.
-Sex education is properly taught in every school.
-Education is funded by the federal government and no longer state taxes--allowing children in poverty to obtain the highest education.
-Anti-**** education will be mandatory starting in middle school, or possibly younger.
-Anti-victim blaming education will be mandatory starting in middle school, or possibly younger.
-Internet-safety education will be mandatory starting in middle school, or possibly younger.
-Lastly, and this one is questionable, but if you pocket over $5 billion in luxury money, you will be legally forced to donate excess amounts to charities. There's no rational reason for one person to have that much money lounging around for materialistic shit. Get a grip on what actually matters.
A.K.A. I'M VEGAN BERNIE AND THEN SOME.
I'm sure I could think of more if I tried.
Amendments:
-Circumcision will be illegal (legitimate medical exceptions apply).
-Nutrition education will be mandatory starting in middle school, or possibly younger.
-Irrelevant teachings will be removed from students' curriculum and replaced with relevant teachings.
-Commercially processed junk foods in schools will be replaced with a variety of healthy options and foods will be made from scratch with fresh, whole ingredients.
-Spanking and other physical punishments to children will be illegal.
wow i wonder why nobody's ever thought of ending homelessness b4
Actually, it has been, just not nationally.Quote:
Originally Posted by not skald
I'd also like to make some amendments to my presidency:
-Circumcision will be illegal (legitimate medical exceptions apply).
-Nutrition education will be mandatory starting in middle school, or possibly younger.
-Irrelevant teachings will be removed from students' curriculum and replaced with relevant teachings.
-Commercially processed junk foods in schools will be replaced with a variety of healthy options and foods will be made from scratch with fresh, whole ingredients.