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"Noob"[alt. n00b], comes from "newb", which comes from "newbie", which comes from the combination of "new" and "beginner", which is something that was long long long ago, in an internet far far far away, used to call people who were new to a game, or internet concept.
Now, it's an insult used by people with poor social skills, and lack of general understanding of human co-existance, to make the impression that they are somehow more skilled or have more knowlegde about a game or internet concept than you have. To qualify as a noob you must:
use the word noob
make yourself the senter of the universe
complain about pointless and illogical things
enhance your penis-lenght through intense "pwnage"
Make biased assumptions based on wishes and whims
and become very angry and/or obsessive when being "pwned"