Why do you get up in the morning?

Wake up, go school and ask me friends how is it feel to get owned by me.

I get up in the morning because I can.

I get up in the afternoon, not the morning, and I get up so I can tire myself out for more sleep, God I love sleep.

I get up for class. And if not, cause I'm hungry. If I had neither classes nor hunger, I'd probably stay in bed all day.

I wake up to:

Go to school and meet friends.
See at the girl I like. (and feel self pity)
Play games.
Study for my future.
Get laid in 4 years.
Get drunk.
Play more games.
Have fun.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Who

do you want to join the navy?

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-_-

I AM in the Navy.


~K-Rizzle.

I wake up in the morning, thinking every day is a chance I will die.
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I wake up every morning...















Thinking every day....






















There's a chance...

































Gravity will make my penis longer.

My morning ritual:
-Get up.It's ok to slack you're duties for 3 minutes,anyway.
-Look for the portable heater.
-Put the portable heater on a bench and turn it on,near the bathtub.
-Close the door
-Take a bath,with hot water.
-Get out of the bath,take a towel and dry up.
-Cover genitals
-Drag another bench and sit infront of the heater.
-Enjoy the hot goodness-ness.
-Wash my teeth,colone...that kind of stuff
-Dress up.
-'Do' my backpack (No.Not do it.Pack up my stuff)
-Drink my milk
-Say goodbye to mum.
-Enjoy a relaxing ride to school.Especialy hearing stuff like "The Banana Song" on my MP3.

What keeps me going is the fact i know i'll have fun with my friends,make my mom proud with my grades (Altough,they've kind of gotten worse this year.I'm working on it,to get my A's back!) ,see the girl i'm keen on and come back to my house,where i'll enjoy an evening of gaming.

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Originally Posted by Darc

-Put the portable heater on a bench and turn it on,near the bathtub.

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Keeping a portable heater next to a bathtub...
hmm...

Tell me Darc, whilst your mum was pregnant with you, was she possibly on crack?

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Originally Posted by Darc

-Put the portable heater on a bench and turn it on,near the bathtub.

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:eye:

:grit:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!.........YOU'RE ABOUT AS SHARP AS A BOWLING BALL SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Brought to you by "K-Rizzle Productions" - Don't smoke drugs.

Gahaha!No,no!NOT NEAR the bathtub.

Away from it.Like,near the sink.My bad,should had said:

-Turn the Portable Heater,in the bathroom.

I get up to go to school also to play games...

and did i mention.. i get up cos otherwise ill have terrible bed sores

I wake to take a piss and wash my hands. Then I take a knee and thank the man and get back to the money.