Death By Orgasm~

Okay now that I got your attention...my moms b-day is coming up, any Ideas on what I should get her?

This thread is wrought with disappointment.

God damn you. I was hoping for an interesting article about how someone orgasmed so hard their internal organs began to rupture and they choked on their own fluids or something...feck...

On topic: Get her something you know she will use alot. If she likes cooking, get her a fancy blender. If she is into style, buy her some designer makeup or something. Handcrafted gifts are always appreciated too. The more effort you put into it shows how much you care. :)

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I HATE YOU!!!

Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those. Something like a really hard to make video saying I love you or something like that.

Why do you toy with me so


Well for a present for your mom DEATH BY ORGASM is probablly not the way to go

That would be a little wierd

A misleading topic brings useless posts.

(IE. This one.)

a pack of razors

Razors thats gross.

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Originally Posted by Marineking

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I HATE YOU!!!

Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those.

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Get her a man.

Pointlessnessnessness aside, you should get her a neat expensive necklace.

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Originally Posted by Xynh

A misleading topic brings useless posts.

(IE. This one.)

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Chance you got warned for that?

Ontopic - Jewlery is always nice.

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Originally Posted by OsirisXx2

Chance you got warned for that?

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So far, no. >.<;

Buy your mom something wearable and expensive.
Like rings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, shoes, dresses, casual clothing, etc.

Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if some old dude did die from a heart attack brought on by an intense orgasam...

Yeah, anyway, kinda silly asking us. You know your mom best, so you know what best to get her. Course, mother's day is a pretty generic and useless holiday, so I'd go with a pretty generic and usless gift: Flowers!

(notice the double meaning of "pretty")

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Originally Posted by Ramstien

A vibrator.

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it goes well with the topic name.







make her something like a small cake.

Washing detergents and stuff like that? lol...

Since the mother is normally the care taker of her household, it kinda puts a strain on your body.

I have done this for my wife and my mother. Give her full paid day at a day-spa.

Massage, manicure, pedicure, facial..... just a day of relaxation and being pampered is something they really enjoy and remember.

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Originally Posted by Who

that would be weird to die from orgasm. o.o

*dies from too much excitement from thinking of having sex with someone hot* O_O

anyways. write her a note. i did that. my mom got all happy. say: i regret everything that i ever did bad towards you. thank you for being a great mom and working hard to buy us food and take care of us. say something like that. :D

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Its rare, but it does happen. If your talking about a normal sexual life.

By definition of orgasm, its both psychological and physical. I cant remeber the name of the fetish, but it relates to being choked while having sex. The person will not get to or have an orgasm unless they are being choked, during intercourse.. In certain cases, the person with this fetish has been known to climax and die at the same time. In other cases realted to this fetish, the partner just goes a little too far.

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Originally Posted by cyber7chink

Its rare, but it does happen. If your talking about a normal sexual life.

By definition of orgasm, its both psychological and physical. I cant remeber the name of the fetish, but it relates to being choked while having sex. The person will not get to or have an orgasm unless they are being choked, during intercourse.. In certain cases, the person with this fetish has been known to climax and die at the same time. In other cases realted to this fetish, the partner just goes a little too far.

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hell u can find it at /2ch/ if u know where to look :p