I don't use pick up lines.
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I don't use pick up lines.
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Marry me XD
"Nice rack."
"Sup?"
I win.
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away.
A simple chant, with pelvic thrusts and hand motions to the pelvic region.
"SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK!"
Simple eh?
Oh wait, just came up with this? "Do you drive clutch? Because you can put your hand on my clutch ANYTIME ;)" Yeah it sucks, heh.
Those pants are very becoming of you, but if I were you, I'd be ******* too.
"i may not be the best looking guy here... but im the only one talking to you"
for a more cheesy pick up line
get on floor around girl until she says "what are you doing?"
"sorry, i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?"
"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"
you, me, secks, nao
"if you we're a booger, i'd pick you first!"
..... With pick up lines like these, I'm sure all of you are single. Lord, save them.
well ill admit, i dont have one, but its not because i cant get one... i just dont want one right now, reason: waaaaay to much drama!Quote:
Originally Posted by Creamy
my cuz's x is telling his new girl friend that she gave him some head and had sex with him to break them up. She didnt. Me and my cuz are like brothers, he would tell me if he did that.
so im just gunnu wait i think ^_^
"...bow...chicka...bow...wow?!?!?!"
oh yah
I never had to use a pick-up line, but I found these interesting.
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"You're ugly, but you intrigue me."
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them."
"If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you."
The best ones are always sooooo cheesy and the darn ding bats fall for em.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
"I've got five dollars."
always works for me:-/
"Hey baby, you dropped something... My jaw!"
I actually have heard one similar to this while in a bar....
"So, do you like fat guys with no money?"
^ Didn't work and I loled.
"I'll be back."
This line works for EVERYTHING. I bet if Arnold came to speak as a governor and just said "I'll be back." He'd be praised.
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Originally Posted by Slade
Didnt work, The girl said 20 in one day is enough... :(
Uhm... How much you want me to pay for one hour?
OR...Do you fap?!
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Originally Posted by Cingal
I was thinking the same thing!, yet it would work on me too if he tried it. :(
Man! Those are pretty corny :P
I just woke up and feeling soo tired....
" Is your dad an alien? Because that ASS is out of this WORLD!!!"
omg, hahaha, ftw! lol, i didnt even see that coming, hohoho clever.Quote:
Originally Posted by quickhand