Art class short story

Alright, so between you (as in all of you) and me, I'm not even supposed to mention the magic that is...Art Class Novel. It's something that I'm doing with my art class to show our appreciation to our art teacher, who has been teaching most of us for our whole high school career (most of us have had him all four years, we're in the advanced art class, Drawing 4)

So everyone in the class is writing a short story, and we're compiling them into one book. I just thought I'd share mine with you guys. The jokes won't be as funny because you don't know the people, but whatev. Also the teacher is Mr. Martinez, but we all call him Marty.
Ah, yes, and the title is "The Battle for the Universe." If there are any weirdly placed hyphens in there, it's because it's hyphe