The best excuse for men and women?

What is the best excuse in all situations? guys to guys, guys to girls, girls to guys, girls to girl.... you get it.

i have notice that the most effective one when your late for a party or something like that is:

"My girlfiend / boyfriend is being an pain in the ass right now"

and mostly ppl say like "oooh, i understand ya, buddy :-/ "

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Write your best excuse here!!

I was too busy playing Myst.

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Originally Posted by icec0ldxXx

this is actully personal shit, but what the heck. no im straight, but i sometimes LOVE shopping clothes and comment stuff like i were... a girl :P. also i do really girly stuff with my girlfriend, but not often... she often ask me "seriusly, are you bi or gay?"... lately i've become more manly... i think it's because i which school.


i find the female sex better because, most men are idiot's... they fight and bully people to get "higher status". if your bad looking they sometimes bully you out because they are asamed if they would like meet a good looking girl. im not saying ALL men are idiot's there's damn alot of nice guys, but im talking the majority.

girls is more peaceful i see girls going in group's all the time... black or white... girls don't care... not even about the looks of their friend...well some, but in general. i think if girls ruled the world there would not be war, and we would MAYBE have flying cars and stuff. why there are more men that are scientist are because girls are underestimated, which is f*cking stupid.

i have alot more to say, but im already going offtopic :P

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You are a hell of a bad observer...

And you dont have to behave manly to get hetero or gay to actualy get gay; If you feel like having to excuse yourself for you natural personality, Id advise you to grow a spine.

"I thought the party was at [insert time one hour after actual time]. lol."