If not liking models or [American] celebrities makes me gay then I guess I'm gay. Just because I have different taste in women... well, you get the idea. I'm just really picky and I'm mostly attracted to what you may call "average" but I think that's more of a gift than anything. Being highly attracted to someone "out of your league" is sad especially when no one in this world deserves that kind of pedestal.
I'm guessing thinking with your dick is a proper definition of heterosexual male.
