http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html
It's probably old but it made me lol so hard that I'm crying right now.
And that's just at Max Planker xD
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http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html
It's probably old but it made me lol so hard that I'm crying right now.
And that's just at Max Planker xD
Lance Legstrong?
ROFL
Max Fightmaster? Thats a name for the GODS!!!
Manlinest?
Again, I ****in' lol'd.Quote:
A good name should always have a covert threat embedded in it. Max Planker: He planked his first man when he was 7 and he hasn't stopped since. He'll hit you right in the goddamn face with a length of wood in a way that makes your quantums explode.
Manliest name ever, Blitz Rawhide.
I'd say Forrest Gump is the most manly name ever. I mean, a Gumpy Forrest. And just look at the guy. He is god.
I think Seymour Butts is godlike.
any name starting with staff sergeant or colour sergreant or sergeant major or basically any nco rank is automatilly bad ass. movies say so.
also having a huge ****ing handle bar moustache helps.
lol at that list though.
If I go into the porn business I want the name Dick Pound!
Dick Pound is #1 for me. :)
"Dick Pound, reporting for duty!"
"You've gotta be ****ing kidding me..."
OMG! LMGDFAO! That list made me laugh so goddamned hard!
Dick pound... and holy shit that book I cant breath
Dick Pound and Max Fightmaster :D
Dick Brown is more win.
it wasn't Dick Brown it was Dick Pound BrownQuote:
Originally Posted by Spirit
i think Colonel Sargent General Flail Mashington should be number 1
Mad Dog Keith McFrenzy is probably the most badass name ive ever heard.
Dick Pound is pretty epic.
Lance Uppercut and Rock Strongo are still the best names around.
2 words.
Magina Sworddance
I still think that Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt is a badass name, but those were pretty epic.
my friends full name is
Leigh Bangs Whemmen.
just say it out loud haha!
pure epic.
Negatory. Lance Uppercut, Rock Strongo. Submit now.
Elton John.
Quoted for pure win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeak2
Now if only my name was Gabriel Bangs Whemmen
I know of a professional hockey player who's name is Ballzitch. XD