An honest summary of a mmo.
Alright heres something you can do if your bored or whatever.
You know all those bs summaries games have to try to get you to play? If you don't, you can find them here...
http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/gameId/0
and then just click on the mmo you want to review and rewrite the summary TRUTHFULLY
I'll give an example.
Silkroad Online:
"Long ago, an interconnected series of routes now extending over 5,000 miles were put in place through Southern Asia, linking China with Turkey, Asia Minor and other points, its influence carrying over into Japan and Korea. Trade these routes were significant not only for the development and blossoming of the great civilizations of China, ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Persia, India and Rome, but also helped to lay the foundation of the modern world. These routes of monumental historical importance are known collectively as the Silk Road and are heavily in use to this day. Relive this pivotal point in time and find your own fortune along the Silk Road.
Silkroad Online is a historic/fantasy MMORPG based on the history of China along the famous Silk Road. In this MMO, the Silk Road is carefully reproduced, but in a much smaller scale. Elements of fantasy gaming such as the use of special magical skills and abilities are also integrated. Character creation involves choosing a name, appearance, starting clothing type, and starting weapon. New equipment can be bought from NPC vendors or player-run stalls, with the later tending to have far superior goods. Also, special items can be bought via the Silkroad Online official website’s Item Mall using real-world money.
Completing quests and killing monsters will yield experience points used to increase skills and levels. Not until level 20 can a player choose a job (merchant, hunter or thief) for their character, though characters can switch between the three jobs at any time with a loss of some job experience points. Job experience points can be used to enhance a particular job and are gained when a character uses their current job on another player’s opposing job. For instance, when a merchant sells to a hunter, when a hunter kills a thief, or when a thief steals from a merchant. "
Bull S***
My summary: (lol)
Congratulations, you just downloaded Silk Road Online. After a hopefully succesful installation players get to enjoy the fun of sitting in their chairs and watching as they get disconnected from every full server, after all playing the game is nowhere near as fun. But don't jump to conclusions; no one is actually playing the game, they're all just in cities with stalls being afk or botting while they sleep! If for some reason you actually want to play the game, you can spend your own money to be able to login! It's almost like this game isn't f2p!
But don't start playing just yet, there are other UNIQUE features to MMOS you've probably never even heard of. For starters, you get to choose one of around ten different characters. As if you didn't look exactly the same as everyone else, there are only three types of armor to choose from too! Hooray! This game also has skills and attributes, but they're useless unless you grind your ass off. That was a joke, nobody actually expects you to grind. Just download a bot and join the other 99% of the players who don't actually play.
Finally this game has a triangular trade system. Merchants get owned by high level thieves and protectors do the same. But its okay, if you don't want to get owned you can do low level, less profitable trade runs. Oh wait, they can still kill you then too. Now that you know about all there is in Silkroad Online you can run it and click the login button for days! The adventure begins!
Hehe, its my first parody of the silkroad summary but its alright.
Try to do crappy games so its easier and funnier when you make fun of them
Oz World (An immersive MMO).
Bullshit version:
Oz Online offers a breath of fresh air in today’s combat-ruled MMORPG landscape. Instead of forcing players to compete against each other, this game promotes community and friendship by concentrating on friendly interactions and social gatherings. Players who decide to participate in the unique system of Oz Personal have a much easier time making friends online, at the same time getting to know some of them in real-life.
The driving force of Oz Online is in fishing. This is how players advance in the game, earning social points and Gold. While the early levels only serve to introduce the players to Oz-style fishing, it can be a thing of art at higher levels. There are skills that enhance various aspects of a player’s fishing prowess, and seeking the best spots for different types of fish easily takes a life of its own. Forming a party with other players also speeds up the process of advancing as a fisher, and finding a willing gamer is never a problem.
There are numerous ways of spending the wealth gained through fishing. Literally thousands of customizable items exist, from clothing, hairstyles, accessories, and many others. Even item combinations are possible to allow for the creation of rare and interesting items. Players may own a house for themselves as well, free to choose from many pieces of furniture and hardware for decoration. No character looks the same; people soon recognize a player by the way she looks alone.
Those interested may opt to post a classified ad in Oz Personal section of the game’s web site. Think of it as a space for players to share a little about who they are, with photos and descriptions. Oz Personal provides our players a foundation from which they can grow strong bonds with one another. There are cases where in-game relationships develop into real-life ones. To help facilitate such couples, Oz Online also allows in-game marriage, complete with presents and honeymoon houses.
This game will prove a nice change of pace for those looking for a space to just relax with friends. All they need to do is, well, populate the game world, and Oz Online will take care of the rest. Many events have been prepared to greet new players, and player-organized contests are also on the horizon. Oz Online is currently offering free lifetime accounts to new players.
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Oz World Online offers a skank breath from today's combat oriented MMOs'. Instead of forcing players to physically compete against each other with armors and weapons and such, we instead implement the art of fishing, and only fishing. Enjoy walking out onto the sunny beach only to get raved by the more experienced players with longer poles, because yes this is a game of fair community. Players will have a very easy time socializing, and making friends in Oz World. The type of friends who are either up for some ravish cyber-sex sessions, or rather just to fish with you to farm experience. Other than that you're as we like to say Shit-Out-of-Luck.
The powerful, reckless driving force of Oz is the art of fishing! That's it! You start up, grab a pole and head to the water! Of course don't be a noob and fish off land, jump and whip your pole out while in the water, because that's what all the experienced Oz players do. Advance through levels by fishing, and earning gold and social points. This all adds up and brings you to absolutely nothing. Of course when you're such a high level, everybody will realize you're obviously a god because you've clicked spacebar a good 10,000 times more than they did. Wowzah!
There are numerous ways you can spend your hard-earned wealth throughout the world of Oz. You can purchase many ugly, horrifying color blinding hair-styles, and clothing, and even new poles. Hell, I'm sure you may find a ****** or two in Oz World too! Anything is possible! Of course you'll always find somebody that looks exactly like you in early stages because of our complete lack of customization. You're just thrown into this beautifully rendered, mesh of blotty, ugly colors and square shapes known as Oz World. You'll probably see thirty exact replicas of your avatar in the first five minutes of your visit, just to show exactly how advanced our avatar system is.
The people here at Oz encourage you players to post some information in the classifieds section. This can range from being about you, to perhaps something you're selling in exchange for something else. Of course all the cool people playing Oz do this! Got a few hundred hours on your hands? Don't want to play a real game? Tired of boring old real life? Come post yourself here in the classifieds and have millions of awesome Ozzers want you in their friends list today! Screw being the only guy who gets beat up in highschool! You'll have something on your rod all day here in Oz, if you know what I mean.
Oz World serves a nice relaxing change from all other MMOs nowadays. All you people need to do is populate the relaxing gameworld, where the music is that of something drawn out of a 1970's porno mixed with a childrens video casette. We'll handle the rest with our poor development team, which does basically nothing when it comes to upgrading Oz. Leave, and come back ten years later and everything will be exactly the same as when you left! Isn't that great? Oh.. that's why you left in the first place?