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The Far Cry Movie Trailer Is Par For The Course For Uwe Boll
See the trailer here.
This trailer for Uwe Boll's film adaptation of Far Cry is sure to put asses in movie theater seats. Snappy catchphrases in the making like "I haven't said anything about being simple" and the gleaming star power of Til Schweiger are going to go a long way to ensuring that Crytek's game becomes a massive blockbuster. Is it me or is there an out of place punch-in-the-face sound effect near the end?
Holy... crap...
Is this a comedy? This is by far the lamest movie since Doom. I thought they stopped making these cheesy action movies back in the 80s.
Yay!! Finally, all the fun of Far Cry, without the fun of Far Cry! What more could you ask for?
Who the hell is paying this guy to make such shit over and over again?!?
I want paying. To make shit. Over and over.
I'll pay you. Apparently, there's a lot of money to be made in crushing the hopes and dreams of gamers nowadays.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLM
Wow that looks like crap. I think the only way they could pull this movie off is by making it a really top of the line CG animated movie.
Lame. The game was...okay.
Wow...GAY.
I swear, why the **** hasn't Uwe Boll gone broke.
They're killing ABSOLUTELY EVERY DAMN GAME I DEEM FUN.
**** this, Spielberg should be behind Far Cry.
Uwe Boll consistantly raises the bar of suck as he continues to crap all over all of our beloved (and not so beloved) console gaming memories.
The only way this could be a good movie is if it's more or less making fun of the whole "Jungle warrior" movie, much like how Eight Legged Freaks made fun of Giant Spider Movies.
FarCry was well known to have a ****ing shitty story line. So does Crysis. Thats not Crytek's area of expertise. They simply make things look really, really ****ing cool and play well.
Over-all, I think they as a company would turn out much more quality products if all they did was game-engine designing. But hey, they want to make games, go ahead. But I can tell you, I don't play those games to enjoy the story-line. It's just to pretend I'm Super-Rambo.:)
Uwe Boll has one of the biggest egos in the history of the movie business. If you pan his movies, he will continue to make them.
He challenged his critics to a boxing match in 2006. He won most of the fights, and wouldn't stop beating the **** out of a young reporter after the fight was over.
My god, what are they doing to my love? This movie looks HORRIBLE.
Unfortunately, I don't thing Uwe Boll is smart enough to even consider this, much less actually pull it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by FabianN
Oh no.. Another good game is getting killed by Uwe... *sigh*
lol at first i didnt even know who uwe was then i googled him and saw the movies he directed and yea i see what you guys mean lol all his movies are shite......they should name him uwe bowell.......this movie is gonna be a complete failure.....as bad as bloodrayne
this is going to be soo ****ing epically bad.
Hey, didn't those two guys, "Handsome Tom" and "Shuddering Creg" from screwattack.com actually pay a bunch of money to be extras in the movie? I always thought it was a bit silly.
Postal the movie, another uwe boll **** up
Only good game movies would be CGI WoW, WAR, and Gears of Wars.
I wonder why games can't ever just be games nowadays, there always has to be a movie deal there.
I'd probably go see the Gears of War movie just in the hopes that the guy who does Cole's voice actually plays him. That'd make it worthwhile for me.
Don't forget everyone, Castlevania will also be a movie. The pain isn't ending here.