Talk about poked in the butt by karma.

Sooo yeah.
I was checking out this modelling site because I'm interested in becoming a model...
and the winner of a contest there happened to be
*drums*
a girl I turned down when I was younger, even though we were 100% mentally compatible.

And **** that, this is what the girl with broad shoulders, big eyebrows, and that read as many books as I did turned into:

http://www.modelwire.com/webCS/frc/I...G_00015_LG.jpg

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7...12345lgao4.jpg

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7...00121lgqo1.jpg


anyone else been ****ed so hardcore?

So............how did it feel?

Nah I stay far away from buttsex ^^


You want to become a model? :eye:

Be careful. Some crazy asshole might kidnap you if you become a model. :D

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Be careful. Some crazy asshole might kidnap you if you become a model. :D

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well that narrows it down to about 90% of the users here.

Well I do have the looks, I just need to work out for about a month to get the body.

And look at this way, people take pictures of you to become an idol, you get free designer clothes, hang out with the hottest chicks evar, and you get paid over 100 grand a year.
+ free trips to spain.

and it's a forum I found where the posters went insane with her pics.
i really found her here:
www.facetasmodels.com

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Well I do have the looks, I just need to work out for about a month to get the body.

And look at this way, people take pictures of you to become an idol, you get free designer clothes, hang out with the hottest chicks evar, and you get paid over 100 grand a year.
+ free trips to spain.

and it's a forum I found where the posters went insane with her pics.
i really found her here:
www.facetasmodels.com

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just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P

So....all this time I thought Serix was a guy....interesting.

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just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P

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O-o thats so... little...
I jump the rope 300 times when I wake up in the morning, go jogging for 15 minutes, and do resistance push ups when I come back home.

At night I go down to a park by my house and do cardio with bars and rings.


Started that a week ago, coming along pretty well, but I'll add situps to my routine :D

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just 50sit ups and 50 push ups evryday will give you sixpack in no time xD took me 4months :P

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Or you could go the gym. Took me two weeks to get a sixpack :P Then I stopped going for a while and lost it >.< Started going again last week :P Now I have like a 5 1/2 pack xD

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So....all this time I thought Serix was a guy....interesting.

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serix is a girl???? i dont think so

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serix is a girl???? i dont think so

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O_o Well, what the heck has this world come to?!?!?!?! Serix, I salute to thy.

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Or you could go the gym. Took me two weeks to get a sixpack :P Then I stopped going for a while and lost it >.< Started going again last week :P Now I have like a 5 1/2 pack xD

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If I go to a fitniss center how am I supposed to go out and skate and eat myself full at the MCdonalds that is 4meters away from it?


@Serix, even if it isn't much I already said it took me 4months xD I could pull of 90 of both don't know about over the 100 though, didn't try that yet :D

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Rofl

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O_o Well, what the heck has this world come to?!?!?!?! Serix, I salute to thy.

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Just made my day, rofl.

And I'll take some pics later today, and maybe in a few weeks I'll show you the result of a photoshoot.

She's pretty hot. I'll give you that.
Dont be a ....... "ill just skip that word" and dwell on your past. What's done is done.

Imagine all the guy's she'd be with instead of you.

Wait, what?
Are you male or female?

He's a male, you twats. Didn't you notice the "rejected a girl" and "models get all the hawt chicks"?

You guys know that there are male models too, right?

I think Sean Connery used to be one, I read something about him winning a Mr. Universe contest or something, a long time ago, before he got the James Bond gig.

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He's a male, you twats. Didn't you notice the "rejected a girl" and "models get all the hawt chicks"?

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He/She/It could be lesbian. XO

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You guys know that there are male models too, right?

I think Sean Connery used to be one, I read something about him winning a Mr. Universe contest or something, a long time ago, before he got the James Bond gig.

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Really? I never knew that.

She looks like plastic.

Yet again, they all look the same. Except her eyebrows take up 90% of her own face.

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Really? I never knew that.

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Same here.

He's bi-polar

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He's bi-polar

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I think you mean transvestite.

Oh, ****er.

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I think you mean transvestite.

Oh, ****er.

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Did you not see the "polar" part?

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He's bi-polar

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huh? i dont get it