this dose not have anything to do with mmos but does anybody know how to give catbath

i have 2 cats who literly try to kill me when i give them a bath[this is areal life cats] so does anybody know how to give a cat a bath with out the cat killing you

lolcats?????

If you are a Troll, die in a fire.

If not, pick a choice-

A ) Post in the General Section.

B ) Throw it in the pool with weighted shoes so it dosn't come after you.

Give them something , then drop em in bath.

or BARK like a dog,

You don't give cats baths, they bath them selfs, so just give them sometime and eventually they'll clean them selfs

taunt them, or do the dog thing, the best thing you should do dude is try to tie there claws and legs.

ya lol nobody gives their cats baths, they clean themself

Or pee on them they and lock em in the bath room..

you are torturing your cats. they hate water, they clean themselves. would you attack me if i was dipping you in lava?

Break their necks before giving the bath, after you do that you will have no trouble on doing it.

go to a bridge that isnt high on the water, throw the cats in and wait till they go home

also make sure the water is filled with toxides and shampoo so your cat wont become fat of the fishes and will be washed then

You don't need to bathe them too much, once an year when it's too hot is OK. If you need, take them to a pet shop, they can handle their bathing.

This thread delivers.

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Wow, that was interesting. I wish my cat was like that.

LMAO thread made my day. Take them to a pet shop let them poor bastards deal with your cats

I spend $40 USD every 3 months for the vet to do it. They sedate him and then take care of things.

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Originally Posted by Pulse

I don't remember what I used; but I gave them some kind of herbs which made them go very calm, but then they wouldn't go to sleep for like 2 days.

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Sir, that is called "weed".

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Originally Posted by Pulse

I don't remember what I used; but I gave them some kind of herbs which made them go very calm, but then they wouldn't go to sleep for like 2 days.

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Thats pure win son.

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Originally Posted by Bryan

Sir, that is called "weed".

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Jeez, How did i know someone was going to say that.

Nah weed wont make you stay up for days

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Originally Posted by Bryan

Sir, that is called "weed".

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Quoted For Truth

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Originally Posted by ultimaforce

Quoted For Truth

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Sweet, I'm in a siggy due to my stupidity.

I notice everyone in this thread really know how to take care of cats, LOL.

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Lmfao. Best post in months.

This is a winner for sure.


Deimos, your dad held your poor, 20 year old, cat who couldn't wash herself in the tub? That seems so sad.


In context.

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yeah i know but it was either that or not give her a bath.

lol afterwards she looked all skinny and her eyes were really wide and looked so pathetic. i swear at that moment in time that was the biggest most overwhelming sense of pity ive ever felt for an animal:)

ah well, the end justified the means.


and @Mog: yes this is quite unexpected... a random thread about catbathing and some people here actually have expert advice.

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Originally Posted by cyber7chink

One thing to get if your willing to attempt a cat bath is falconer's gloves. They are thick leather gloves that prevent the penetration of a eagle, falcon, or hawks talons inot your arms. They are good to hold a cat down. They cant bite you or claw you.

Another bit of advise is, if the cat is feisty about it....its a 2 person job.

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haha... my dad just used some builders gloves... but yeah i suggest using at least some tough gloves that are up to the task, unless you want to get shredded.

those gloves were cool though, because you could pin the cat down and blow rasberries on her belly and other shit lol and it was really fun.

damn i really miss my cat

damn