Superman Or The Flash?

Just to settle an argument me and a friend are having. Who would win in a fight?

Location: Planet Earth. Everywhere on earth.
Powers: (Just going with their general powers)
Superman - Heat Vision, Super Strength, Flight, Invulnerability to most blunt and pierce weapons and damage, X-Ray vision, Super speed.

The Flash - Super super speed, Ability to move through walls, ability to move faster than light, Speed Force effects, Super human reflexes, ability to break the laws of physics, vibration of molecules at subatomic levels, Time travel, think in super speed.

Weakness:
Superman - Kryptonite and Extremely powerful weapons/punches (Dooms Day)

The Flash - Human stuff, bullets and shit but that's only if he doesn't dodge them. Accelerated aging if not attuned to the speed force. (Black Flash)

I'm personally going for the Flash :O

Pictures
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/7/72/Superman.jpghttp://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...eer21/0706.jpg

Or post the one that you think can beat them both. (Villains count too)

Shooting Superman in the eye pwns him.

Voted Flash cause he's awesome

Thor beats both of them nubs, this guy's got the ****ing badass ban hammer, you can get the pro's pretty obviously if you know about norse mythology.
He's so badass he has no cons.
http://lynx.uio.no/jon/gif/fiction/thor.jpg
look at that there sexy ass body

No it bounces off there too.

But if you hit him hard enough, it'll hurt him.

Thor can be taken down with some veal and some rum D;

Didn't Superman nearly tie with The Flash in a world round race?

if im not mistaken didnt superman have the same speed as flash?......and one thing about flash is that if superman gets one hit in then boom hes gone.......and one person that can beat em both......ss4 goku lol hes not a comic but he can

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Originally Posted by Fieren

Didn't Superman nearly tie with The Flash in a world round race?

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The Flash got even faster after he gained knowledge of the Speed Force.

In SmallVille he beat Clark even before that..

Lets put it this way....who would you rather have gay sex with? Superman whos able to ****ing pick a bus up or the flash....Fast as a mother **** hes just in and out superman would cripple you... ****ing freak flash wins

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Originally Posted by seroson

Lets put it this way....who would you rather have gay sex with? Superman whos able to ****ing pick a bus up or the flash....Fast as a mother **** hes just in and out superman would cripple you... ****ing freak flash wins

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That's... not really what I had in mind while making this thread.

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Originally Posted by Greed

That's... not really what I had in mind while making this thread.

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Eh i guess i just have gay butt sex on my mind all the time

Thor has nothing on the Hulk!!

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Originally Posted by AbysmalGuilt

Well, if that's the case, why can't they beat every single superhero/villain. Hulk isn't fast enough either, Thor isn't that fast, even if he is godly. That's because you're thinking of the comic drawn version where each of them had a chance to think/breathe/blink.

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I thought it was meant theoretically, not in the pages of comics.

Even so, Flash could take him out before he's done any spells, so could Superman. That's how DC would write it. They've made them so powerful that to make it credible at all, they have to restrict them.

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Originally Posted by KillHannah

Thor has nothing on the Hulk!!

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Flash could go back in time and kill him before he was created.

But the flash doesn't seem like that kind of person.

Right?

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Originally Posted by KillHannah

But the flash doesn't seem like that kind of person.

Right?

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If he was desperate..

Wow, crazy mofo's up in here.

I voted other, because i have the right to party.

<.<

I vote Flash.

Cmon guys, he shoots fire and breaths ice. Look, if it were just him and flash on earth, with noone else, do the smart thing, destroy the ozone :3.

But if someone could beat both, I'd have to say it's Psycho Pirate. Only because he's such an awesome villain that ****ed up alot of people in the crisis (also, the crisis' are lame as shit nontheless).

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Originally Posted by Fieren

Didn't Superman nearly tie with The Flash in a world round race?

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He beat him.

Also, Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subway sandwich>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Flash & Superman

superman can ONLY be hurt by kryptonite.... so any other physical damage (however fast) is trivial.

superman can also travel super fast.... he can even go back in time!!!!!

so sorry, its superman all the way. the flash is fast, but superman is superfast, he has all the speed of the flash with added invincibility. even if he cant move as fast as the flash he still has super fast reflexes and could laser the flash to peices just by turning his head.

or he could just go back in time and kill the flash whilst hes on the toilet taking a dump. i know superman wouldnt do something as cowardly as that, but if i was superman i would totally do that.

superman hands down.


but only because superman has been god modded.

The flash can go around the world and find kryptonite (there is some around I'm sure) and 'speed-of-light-punch-it-into-superman's-chest'. Does that win Deimos? :D

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Originally Posted by Ithian

The flash can go around the world and find kryptonite (there is some around I'm sure) and 'speed-of-light-punch-it-into-superman's-chest'. Does that win Deimos? :D

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superman sees him doing this so goes back in time and ambushes the flash whilst hes on the toilet and kills him through violently inserting a plunger up his ass and plunging his liver.

yay!

The flash can go back in time, as well, can't he? So he'll just keep going back in time with him until krypton was still there, then head there and killing superman's dad, along with most of his race.

Superman! :D

I think it'll be close enough of a match that the OP still won't have good proof that flash > superman :/

Ps- Raiyne I <3 the gorrilaz avatar you got :D

I just think it's pathetic that for all the god-like additions (Stupid additions) of Superman over the years (He couldn't even FLY originally), it's laughable that he's still bugged by kryptonite.

It's just the biggest plot flaw. Why doesn't anyone fighting him just shove a kryptonite dildo up his ass, or less comedically, bring some kryptonite?

The Tick and Galactus and maybe silver surfer could own them both

I'd personally just say Doomsday would probably smash them both up real good, especially if he ever gets out of that little teleport loop he's stuck in right now. Barring that, Darkseid if he ever stops playing mind games with everyone and of course, Galactus and the Silver Surfer

Hmm if flash really is faster then superman then flash ftw since he can scramble peoples brains by vibrating there heads lol

isn't superman, like people said, pretty much immune to physical damage?
what can Flash possibly do? run around in circles until Superman feels uneasy and throws up?

i don't know....flash is amazingly fast...but hes still human. If superman manages to land one blow on flash hes done for.

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Originally Posted by Asiankid0

isn't superman, like people said, pretty much immune to physical damage?
what can Flash possibly do? run around in circles until Superman feels uneasy and throws up?

i don't know....flash is amazingly fast...but hes still human. If superman manages to land one blow on flash hes done for.

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True but it does seem like he gets hurt and if his brain is scrambled and he cant die then he'll be a super ****** lol or bizarro (spelling?) in a nicer way

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Originally Posted by Asiankid0

isn't superman, like people said, pretty much immune to physical damage?
what can Flash possibly do? run around in circles until Superman feels uneasy and throws up?

i don't know....flash is amazingly fast...but hes still human. If superman manages to land one blow on flash hes done for.

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thats what i always thought, hes impervious to all damage.

but then theres no point in arguing since its just ridiculous that hes wa overpowered... but then again it is a comic book character so yeah... :-/

http://imaginaryboys.altervista.org/...agini/goku.jpg

This tiny-ass mother ****er pwns all y'all asses.

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Thank you, and goodnight.

You can't kill Galactus.