Three word story thread

I haven't seen one of these in awhile, sorry if I missed one if it was recent. Its pretty simple. Start with three words, then the next person adds three words and we all write a story together

Anyway, I'll start

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Once there was...

Kid loving *********...

Named Serix, and...

He ***** GodsHand

without using lube...

while z0mbie watched...

and then joined..

Suddenly, a bomb...

from MrWafflez ass...

Caused Murxidon to lock such a pathetic thread.

Oh, did I go over the limit?

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Originally Posted by Murxidon

Oh, did I go over the limit?

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Yeah, you did. Way to ruin it. Gosh. Read the rules next time!