Time to rhyme while talking.

Let us all, speak in rhymes
Talk like queers, pass the time

Hear this call, come play with all
Share your words, the long or small

This game is gay
But I still play.

What game do you play?
Is it really that gay?

I play call of duty 4
I wish they worked on the gore

I'm waiting for maplestory to finish patching
The Yankees vs Reds is what im watching

I just finished dinner
I ate a lot of liver

Hey guys go to this site for some cheap maple story gold

maplestorygold.com

Wait...I failed didn't it?

This btich just failed
Plz hand me a pale
So i can dump it on his head
while i watch porno on his bed

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Originally Posted by ultimaforce

This btich just failed
Plz hand me a pale
So i can dump it on his head
while i watch porno on his bed

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Alright, be quiet you little noo-

Wait...did I fail again?

this thread is boring
through these posts i am pouring
i find nothing emploring
its almost four in the mornin'
my fatigue i am ignoring
must continue my pawning
no time for snoring
these spawn points im whoring
need something absorbing...
but this thread is boring

:edit:

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Originally Posted by DivineRevival

Alright, be quiet you little noo-

Wait...did I fail again?

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to you "funny" is just an adjective that happens to other people isnt it?

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Fathom I cannot,
Why you faggots have not
Refrained from throwing off-topic
Ass****ing brokedick jew**** threads.

The forum looks like a cock-pit
As we all break bread,
The forum resembles the seventh ring of hell
Where only sinners, suicides, and rosie o'donnels dwell.

So I come unto you all,
Have more respect,
Because it will cause your fall,
that my dear, I swear you will regret.

Your rhyming sucks
it's basically luck

Bet you can't rap for shit
Can't learn this from no kit
Not all of us can rhyme,
not all of us are fit
so if ya'll admit

I'm the only one who can take this
Ya'll are suckers who just fake this
How long did it take for me to make this?

Not long but don't throw no fit
'Cause I got all the time to just sit
making rhymes n' shit

Not really though
I don't rap at all, I don't take it low
I don't rap at all, this ain't no show

So just go

And leave this thread 'cause now I'm done
Its been real cool its been real fun
shit did I just rhyme fun with done
Do that in life and I'll be on the run

OK so you got me
I was sort of bored
This kind of writing
I adored
So thank the Lord
for a thread like this

Now I gotta take a piss.

:) LOL I'm no emcee but that was fun. I'm so lame... (I should be ashamed)

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Originally Posted by Bacn

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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With a dick so long he could suck it.




Lul, grade 3 flashbacks ftw!



Anyway, uhh...

I DONT KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

(I DONT KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD)

ESKIMO ***** IS MIGHTY COLD!

(ESKIMO ***** IS MIGHTY COLD!)

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Originally Posted by Serix

Fathom I cannot,
Why you faggots have not
Refrained from throwing off-topic
Ass****ing brokedick jew**** threads.

The forum looks like a cock-pit
As we all break bread,
The forum resembles the seventh ring of hell
Where only sinners, suicides, and rosie o'donnels dwell.

So I come unto you all,
Have more respect,
Because it will cause your fall,
that my dear, I swear you will regret.

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brokedick and cockpit should be recognised in websters.

when i look at brand new shoes i listen to the blues!

this is some boring shit, screw you all

i know what is this i need to scratch my balls

aw my hands are dirty i might need a glove

look at that ***** *** reporting up aboove.

edit: fail...pg 3 theres is no one above teh postz.

This shit sucks
Put hks in handcuffs
cause this shit sucks

amidoingitrite?

what are you doing? is your brain hallow

to do it right get on yo knees and swallow.

Tempest; calling from mighty skies
Tears run freely like a cow herd,
Flowing from the banhammer with cries
The pitiful banshee unheard.

Lo, run thy shallow Divine
Before thou renewal is up.
Lest you live in the alpine,
Hiding from mods, neither with gusto nor hup.

Your refusal most disapproved
To follow the thread
Has surely left us moved
To send you to bed.

Of course,this sucks without a doubt.

I see Bryan's sig,it says "GET THE **** OUT".

XO:-/:hmm:>_>

mrchan you need to stop making so many topics
cuz none of them are ever epic
and boy do i suk at this rhyming crap
so im just gonna take a nap

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Originally Posted by Xynh

This thread reminds me of.. What's his name? That dude that went into the Navys, I think. Was it K-Rizzle?

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For real.

So I'm going to write in couplets
to give the appearance that i'm rhyming

However i'm really just going to write
a regular sentence with similar syllables

It's my form
of non conforming.