Make the pain stop.

Printable View

08-03-2008, 05:36 AM
Bekk

Make the pain stop.

My stomach won't stop hurting.

Any home-remedies? Tried meditating and resting, neither have worked.
08-03-2008, 05:39 AM
xTsukiyomii

Have you tried going to the toilet?
08-03-2008, 05:40 AM
Jakuza

Take some Pepto-Bismol.
08-03-2008, 05:41 AM
Squatta

man up poossy,

or take a dump

eat some food
08-03-2008, 05:45 AM
MarchoftheBlackLions

There's really not much you can do. The Alien will pop out, one way or another.

Just ask ChickenDewd about his twin brother when they were younger.

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/...burst_baby.jpg
08-03-2008, 05:47 AM
Bekk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squatta

man up poossy,

or take a dump

eat some food

Just took the largest shit in my life. I hate shitting liquid.

Oh, I've been feasting.
08-03-2008, 05:48 AM
Cingal

Ipecac.

Really!
08-03-2008, 05:50 AM
Squatta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bekk

Just took the largest shit in my life. I hate shitting liquid.

Oh, I've been feasting.

Congrats, taking a huge shit is the best feeling in the world no joke.
08-03-2008, 05:52 AM
power_gamer_6

Drink tea with lemon.
08-03-2008, 05:54 AM
daroth

Pepto Bismol or you might have acid reflux.
08-03-2008, 06:07 AM
Serix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bekk

Have a cup of tea right now, but I'm lacking in the lemon department.

oh god... i'm resisting the urge...

drink liquids, lots of em.

and as said before, some pepto
08-03-2008, 06:18 AM
Bekk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serix

oh god... i'm resisting the urge...

drink liquids, lots of em.

and as said before, some pepto

Shit dog, I didn't even notice that.
08-03-2008, 06:31 AM
†Ð£MØÑ†

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squatta

Congrats, taking a huge shit is the best feeling in the world no joke.

Not for me. It feels like my ass is on fire.
08-03-2008, 06:33 AM
Chaotix

demon stick an ice cube in ur anus
08-03-2008, 06:41 AM
†Ð£MØÑ†

No thanks.
08-03-2008, 06:54 AM
Sandman53

Go to the damn doctor to get a medical opinion on the subject. No one here has a PhD in jack shit. For all you know you may have food poisoning or some kind of stomach cancer. If it just started hurting today you may not have anything to worry about, but if it is unbearable and has been going on for a while... GO TO THE DOCTOR
08-03-2008, 07:26 AM
Bekk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandman53

Go to the damn doctor to get a medical opinion on the subject. No one here has a PhD in jack shit. For all you know you may have food poisoning or some kind of stomach cancer. If it just started hurting today you may not have anything to worry about, but if it is unbearable and has been going on for a while... GO TO THE DOCTOR

xD

It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

I went and took a couple of pain killers.
08-03-2008, 07:37 AM
girtrute

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bekk

xD

It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

I went and took a couple of pain killers.

some stomach cramps that make you feal like you need to go to the bathroom can be couse by a inflamed appendix and can be serious if not delt with. though if your crapping water probly jsut your system trying to clean itself out. but like sandman said if it continues go check with doctor.
08-03-2008, 07:47 AM
TheJESTERJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bekk

xD

It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

I went and took a couple of pain killers.

Don't listen to him. What do Doctors know? Nothing, that's what. Walk it off nancy boy.

All times are GMT. The time now is 03:24 AM.

Image resizer by SevenSkins